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Blow Up Dolls for Bachelor Parties Are Weird - We Love it.
by Tom Nardone
Bachelor Parties Are Weird. We Embrace The Weirdness.
Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun. Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun.
If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first.
