That's a Lot of Candy - A Whole Lot!
How many candies are 1,000? Well, if there are 20 people at the bachelorette party they would all have to eat 50 candies before you ran out of cocks. Your friends are probably tramps and all that, but can they eat 50 penis candies in an evening? Hmmm. If you had 50 friends then they would only have to eat 20 candies eat. I think if you only eat 20 penis candies you can still go to church the next day.