Mediocre Bachelorette Party Items

Hooray for stuff that is "Just OK"!
Not Everything is a five star product. Some products are just OK. 

 

Image of Rainbow Penis Lollipop
Rainbow Penis Lollipop
$4.99
Sure, it is big lollipop at a great price, but sometimes that just isn't enough to cut the mustard. Four stars were given because the rainbow stripes weren't crisp nor orderly enough.
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Image of Ladies Night Card Game - Hilarious Q&A!
Ladies Night Card Game - Hilarious Q&A!
$5.49
4 stars because there weren't enough cards for her party. Hmmm. Couldn't have ordered two packs, huh?
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Image of Rainbow Banana Hammock
Rainbow Banana Hammock
$8.99
The latest review only enhances the weirdness of this page.
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Image of Giant Penis Straws in Pink, Purple and White- 10 Straws
Giant Penis Straws in Pink, Purple and White- 10 Straws
$5.99
Sometimes a penis (straw) can be too big. Sometimes when this happens it can knock over your drink.
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Image of Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy
Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy
$3.99
I like this review because someone sent the reviewer this bag of candy as an insult, but the reviewer realized that this inconvenienced the hater. 3 stars.
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Image of Bigger or Smaller - The Bachelorette Party Game Where You Look At Penises
Bigger or Smaller - The Bachelorette Party Game Where You Look At Penises
$9.99
One star because the penises were photoshopped. It is surprising that they couldn't find real photographs of strange sized genitalia. Then again it is surprising that someone would give two shits.
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Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

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