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This month, we’re focusing on some hard dicks that your party guests will love to suck on. Oh, get your mind out of the gutter and stop worrying - we’re talking about candy, of course! Hard Candy makes a great choice for a bachelorette party snack, because almost everyone can eat it regardless of allergies or dietary restrictions, and because there’s tons of tasty options to choose from! They also lend themselves very well to being penis-shaped. But don’t worry, there are alternatives available for bachelorette parties that you (for some reason) don’t want to be full of dicks!
This week, we’re looking at a (slightly) classier alternative to dick-shaped candy: round candies with bachelorette party phrases printed on them! I say slightly classier because, well, while they may not be shaped like penises, they’re about as raunchy as you can get short of that. They have outrageous phrases like “Horny Moon,” “Suck for a Buck,” and “Final Blow” printed on them, which are sure to get a lot of laughs from your bachelorette party guests. They’re also quite tasty, and the pink/purple/white color scheme should go nicely with your decorations. A great choice all around!
You can buy Bachelorette Party Phrase Candy here.