Product of the Week: F*ckers Suckers

Product of the Week: F*ckers Suckers

Here at, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

This week we’re looking at some of our favorite new candies to hit the shelves in a long time. You’ve doubtlessly seen plenty of penis-shaped lollipops on our site by now, but now we’ve got an even raunchier sucker that makes those dick pops look positively prude: the F*ckers Suckers.

F*ckers Suckers are tasty candy lollipops that are shaped like couples having sex. And the level of detail is amazing, with two-color designs that leave no room for ambiguity about what’s going on. We sell 5 different flavors of F*ckers Suckers, and of course, each flavor depicts a different sexual position. We’ve got cherry blowjobs, strawberry seesaws, raspberry standing screws, watermelon doggystyle, and chocolate calipers. We didn’t even know that last one was called that. Who knew little candy lollipop people having sex could be so educational?

You can buy all five flavors of F*ckers Suckers here.

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