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This month, we’re focusing on some hard dicks that your party guests will love to suck on. Oh, get your mind out of the gutter and stop worrying - we’re talking about candy, of course! Hard Candy makes a great choice for a bachelorette party snack, because almost everyone can eat it regardless of allergies or dietary restrictions, and because there’s tons of tasty options to choose from! They also lend themselves very well to being penis-shaped. But don’t worry, there are alternatives available for bachelorette parties that you (for some reason) don’t want to be full of dicks!
Is your party’s designated driver bummed about all the fancy cocktails they’re missing out on so they can get you all home safely? First and foremost, we want to show our deep respect and appreciation for them sacrificing their inebriation for their friends’ wellbeing. Secondly, we want to suggest an alternate option they might enjoy as a consolation prize: the Strawberry Daiquiri Sucker! It has all the bursting fruit flavor of a strawberry daiquiri with none of the alcohol! But it does have one advantage - it’s penis shaped, and a liquid drink isn’t even capable of claiming that honor! Hah! Who’s having the real fun at the bachelorette party now?
You can buy the Strawberry Daiquiri Sucker here.