Boob-Shaped Hard Candy

Item Description

Okay, I’ll be up front: I don’t know a whole lot about boobs. Let’s just say, I’m not in the market to be having a bachelor party any time soon. So, I have a question for all you wise bachelors and bachelor party planners, more educated in the ways of the world than I. It’s just the nipples that are supposed to get hard, right? I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere. If the entire boob is hard, that probably means there’s some kind of problem, right?

Surprise - it was a trick question! If the entire boob is hard, that doesn’t mean there’s a problem - it just means you’re holding a piece of Boobie Bites candy! Which is probably a better thing to be holding than a real boob, especially if you’re the bachelor. Boobie Bites are a realistically detailed boob-shaped hard candy with a strawberry flavor. Unlike some novelty candies, they actually taste quite good, like those round hard candies that come in the strawberry wrappers. They’re also individually wrapped to ensure maximum freshness and perkiness.

Boobie Bites make a great snack for your bachelor party, or a gift just for the bachelor if he’s got a sweet tooth.. or a longing to touch some boobs that aren’t his future wife’s!

Net Weight 4.5 oz. Contains 16 individually wrapped pieces.