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This flask is shaped like an eggplant. Eggplants are supposed to look like penises. Carrying a flask in your crotch still seems like a terrible idea.
Hot Facts
- Eggplant Flask
- Goes in your crotch (???)
- Holds 10 ounces
Item Description
The In Cock-Nito Flask. This neato little flash (see that?) is actually a horrible idea and a silly gift. It was designed to be carried in a man's crotch,or pocket, or wherever. It doesn't matter it was designed to be carried near a man's smelly nether regions. Anyway, it is the shape of an eggplant because... well.... because an eggplant emoji is attributed to the penis. I'm not quite following along here. Are you?
Anyway, this flask can hold booze and can be put down your pants. Not a practical item... but we aren't about practicality here at Bachelorette.com, we are about stupid fun, so we love this thing. It is just stupid enough to be hilarious.
It holds 10 ounces, which is more than 6 shots!