Dicky Charms Penis Candy Necklace

Item Description

Can't shake the feeling that your bachelorette's party attire—complete with penis headband, penis shirt, penis bracelets, penis buttons, and just about every other penis-themed item you could find—is still missing something? Have the feeling that her complaints that she wishes she had something sweet to snack on are somehow connected to this? Well you'd be absolutely right on both counts. She's missing the Dicky Charms Necklace.

When I tried the Dicky Charms Necklace, I must admit, I only expected a stretchy tart necklace. What I got was a lifestyle. I am now a penis candy necklace wearer full-time. (I'm just kidding. Or am I?)

Strung onto the one-size-fits-all elastic band of this necklace is an assortment of multicolored wee-wees. They taste great and have quite a distinctive shape that's sure to catch the attention of anyone who gets close enough to see what they are!

Cute enough for everyday wear, and raunchy enough for novelty wear, this necklace is perfect for the Bride with a sweet tooth. Heck, it's so good it's perfect for everyone. You could give them to the single girls in your party and encourage the boys you meet at the bar to help them out in finishing the necklaces off. Just make sure they don't try to help out the bride!