- Black Penis Straws
- 10 per package
The Black Dicky Penis Straws are deep chocolate in color and very aesthetically pleasing. All of your guests will love drinking out of these straws. If they've got a regular straw in them, even the dirtiest-named drinks will seem like Virgin Shirley Temples compared to whatever glass one of these is dropped in.
These straws may lack some of the features to be exactly like real penises, but they've got most of them. They're long and hard, which is always a plus. They're the right color. And the realistic detail is liable to lead someone to confuse them for the real thing. After they've been drinking out of it all night long, maybe.
The Black Penis Straws will have your guests rolling with laughter as they sip their drinks. They're durable enough to last all night long and beyond, so your guests can take them home to keep the fun going. After you try these, your guests may never want to drink out of regular straws again!
10 straws per package.