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6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float SALE
6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float SALE
6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float SALE

Pecker Pool Float

$29.99 $44.99 You save 33%
SKU: 89862
Availability: 173 in stock

Features

The Pecker Pool Float is the perfect accessory for a poolside party or bachelorette beach party! It's big enough for you to lounge upon.

Hot Facts

  • 72" Long
  • Easy to Inflate
  • Perfect for a Bachelorette Pool Party
  • Item Description

    Ah, the summertime of youth, when we were free to frolic about in the summer sun without a care in the world. I sure miss those days. I miss the guilt-free ice cream. I miss running around the pool in bare feet, ignoring all my parents’ warnings about slipping and falling. I miss the weird older lady who liked to float around on a giant inflatable penis while sipping cocktails. Classic childhood memories.

    What? You mean your local swimming pool didn’t have a weird older lady who floated around on a penis-shaped pool floatie? Well, I feel bad for you, my friend. You really missed out on a quintessential childhood experience. Fortunately, now you have the opportunity to ensure that none of the kids in your neighborhood have to suffer the same deficiency that you did. Now you can be that weird older lady, with this Penis pool float.

    Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage you to float around on a penis pool float in your own neighborhood with nearby kids. They probably will not look fondly on those memories, and their parents probably will call the cops on you for harassment. Instead, we recommend bringing the Pecker Pool Float to a bachelorette party. The guests there will appreciate it a lot more than any snot-nosed neighborhood kids could. Whether it’s a summertime bachelorette pool party or beach party, or you want it to be extra-surprising by bringing it to a regular party in the middle of winter, the Pecker Pool Float is sure to be a smash hit.

    Measures 72” / 168cm long when inflated. Made of phthalate-free plastic.

    Customer Reviews

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    Great face

    This thing has a great face

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    Endless Fun

    When I bought this penis float for my bachelorette pool party, I wasn't even sure if we'd use it. Well, it turns out this baby was the honored guest of the party. Girls were literally fighting over it. Next thing I knew they were bopping each other on the head with it. Turns out, it was the most fun part of the entire night and the thing we are still talking about weeks later.

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    Vegas loved it

    We received a lot of looks and a lot of love for our penis pool float in Vegas. At first I didn't want to bring it down to the pool, but it was grabbed and it appeared with our party. From that point on it was in constant use. This sturgid member managed to keep three or four women afloat at a time. It was a great addition and a well used piece.

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