Double-Barrel Boobie Water Gun

Item Description

So you’re throwing a bachelor party for a true drinking legend. The kind of guy who makes beer bongs look like sippy cups; the kind of guy who long ago gave up kegstands and body shots because they just weren’t exciting enough any more; the kind of guy who hears the phrase “whiskey enema” and thinks, “Well, how dangerous can it really be...?” You want to give him a truly unique night of drinking for his last night of freedom, but how are you supposed to alcoholically impress a man like that?

Step One: Buy yourself a Boobie Squirt Gun, vodka, and milk.
Step Two: Mix up some White Russians.
Step Three: Fill the Boobie Squirt Gun with your milky alcoholic concoction.

... We think you can probably figure it out from there. We don’t usually think of “lactation” and “fun” as ever belonging in the same sentence, but with the Boobie Squirt Gun, lactation has never been so much fun. But that’s not all: this squirt gun is double-barreled - one of the best things about boobs is that they come in pairs, after all - so two of your friends can drink from these high-powered tatas at once. Of course, after they all see how much fun it is, they’ll all be wanting a shot from the teet, so you might want to get more than one!