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But don’t panic! It’s surely not as bad as you think. She’s probably just talking about this Blow Job Gum. Almost certainly. What else could she possibly be suggesting? She’s about to be a married woman. We guarantee you, she just wants to chew on a few pieces of this fruit-flavored gum before she’s restricted to one color of dick for the rest of her life. Chewing a pack of Blow Job Gum at the party will be a cathartic experience for her, and she’ll never feel the need to seek out a variety of colorful dicks ever again. Never ever.
You know, on second thought, maybe you should buy her a couple packs, in case she needs something to tide her over through the marriage. Just in case.
Blow Job Gum makes a great treat to serve at a bachelorette party, especially if some of your guests don’t like the idea of eating snacks because of the calories. The package comes with an assortment of four fruity flavors and colors. They actually taste quite good, although it’s not the longest lasting flavor ever.
Net Weight 100g.
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Features
Blow Job Gum is a box of tasty little dick-shaped gum. The girls at your bachelorette party will love taking out some feelings by chewing on these little penises!
Hot Facts
- Penis-shaped gum
- Four fruity flavors
- 100g of gum
Item Description
Uh oh. You just asked the bride-to-be what would make her bachelorette party perfect, and she said: “I want to put a few different colors of dicks in my mouth until it gets really sticky.”But don’t panic! It’s surely not as bad as you think. She’s probably just talking about this Blow Job Gum. Almost certainly. What else could she possibly be suggesting? She’s about to be a married woman. We guarantee you, she just wants to chew on a few pieces of this fruit-flavored gum before she’s restricted to one color of dick for the rest of her life. Chewing a pack of Blow Job Gum at the party will be a cathartic experience for her, and she’ll never feel the need to seek out a variety of colorful dicks ever again. Never ever.
You know, on second thought, maybe you should buy her a couple packs, in case she needs something to tide her over through the marriage. Just in case.
Blow Job Gum makes a great treat to serve at a bachelorette party, especially if some of your guests don’t like the idea of eating snacks because of the calories. The package comes with an assortment of four fruity flavors and colors. They actually taste quite good, although it’s not the longest lasting flavor ever.
Net Weight 100g.
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