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- Captain Pecker 6 Foot Tall Blow Up Penis
- The biggest penis you'll ever see
- Take it to the bar or play with it at home
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A Blow Up Penis really sets the mood for a crazy, off the charts, wild bachelorette party, doesn't it? Especially when it's a 6 Foot Tall Blow Up Penis like this one. We like to call him Captain Pecker, The Party Wrecker!
Every bachelorette party should have a six foot tall inflatable penis. No party could be complete without it. Captain Pecker is a great addition to your party whether it's inside or out. If you're throwing a party at your house, Captain Pecker will accentuate the decorations and liven up the room way better than that dumb old potted plant in the corner. He'll also provide all the guests with hours of raunchy entertainment if you forgot to buy games.
If you're going out to the bars, it might be a little embarrassing to carry him with you at first, but we suspect that after a few drinks, you will be introducing it to people as your new best friend. Some bartenders might tell you that you can't bring him in, but they're just jealous of his size. If they're good sports, they'll see him as the guest of honor (other than the bachelorette!) and let him through. Be sure to take lots of pictures, because you won't want to forget the precious memories of your night out with 6 feet of inflatable penis.
We will note that when they measured this penis, it must have been done by a guy, because by our measurement it is 5 feet 8 inches tall. Just like a guy to claim his penis is about 4 inches longer than it really is. Still, he's big enough so that everyone at your party can enjoy him.
We had so much fun carrying that into place after place. People were asking to take pictures with it. So fun!
Our mother thought it was hilarious!
Our Captain Pecker was perfect, hilarious, and exactly what we wanted, thank you!!! :)
I think the model in the image is unusually tall for a woman. Anyway, I got giddy when it started inflating.
Captain Pecker was the star of the show at my friend's Bachelorette party. It's really hard to focus on anything else when there's a 6 foot penis in the room. The girls were dancing with it, taking pictures and making lewd gestures all night. Very fun.