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Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy SALE
Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy SALE
Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy SALE
Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy SALE

Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy

$4.99 $6.99 You save 29%
SKU: 74093
Availability: 30 in stock

Features

This bag of Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy is tasty and hilarious, making it the perfect treat to snack on at your bachelorette party!

Hot Facts

  • 100+ Pieces
  • 5 Colors
  • Penis-Shaped
  • Item Description

    Want the girls at your bachelorette party to be prepared for the lame come-ons and douchey guy advances you’re undoubtedly going to get when you all go out to the bar or club? Then you’ll want to make sure every bridesmaid comes equipped with this fearsome weapon. As soon as a guy starts trying to lay down his pathetic excuse for “game,” just whip out a pack of these and shove those big bold letters in his face: Suck a Bag of Dicks!

    These tasty penis candy treats come in a bag that says “Suck a Bag of DICKS!” in big bold letters. They’re sure to be a hilarious and delicious hit among all your party guests - just be careful about how you present them to the bride-to-be - you wouldn’t want her to think you’re telling her to suck a bag of dicks!

    Approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag in 5 assorted colors.


    Customer Reviews

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    Lydia L.
    Sent This To My Ex

    He really pissed me off. It made me feel better to let him know what an a***hole he is.

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    Being harassed but...
    Being harassed but...

    Nothing screams louder that you are occupying space in someone's head rent free than a gift like this. But still, candy. Sadly the sender likely has greater access to 100+ but I shall consider it a win that some loser sent me candy at their own expense

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    KR
    Dick Candy

    I like to keep a few bags of these to hand to whoever is deserving of the sentiment. My last boss wasn't happy,although I always get a smile thinking about it.

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    L.C.
    Just LOL

    This was pretty funny. I always hear someone saying to suck a bag of dicks. I bought a few just to hand out to someone when I want to tell them to go Suck A Bag Of Dicks!

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