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Penis Shaped Pasta

$5.69 $8.99 You save 37%
SKU: 5422
Availability: 22 in stock


Surprise and delight your guests when you serve them a gourmet Italian dish with Penis Pasta. Buy Penis Pasta from and your credit card statement will simply read: "PriveCo Inc."

Hot Facts

  • Penis Pasta
  • Made from Durum Wheat
  • 8.8 ounces per box

Item Description

Penis Pasta is a really fun and unique thing to have at a bachelorette party. If you're looking for something that will really wow your guests, look no further. Anybody can get penis candy or make a penis cake or penis jello shots. But it takes a true phallo-culinary genius to prepare penis pasta for her guests.

Be aware that one box contains 8.8 ounces of pasta, while most boxes of pasta at the super market are 1 pound. If you are planning to make Penis Pasta Salad or another penis pasta dish, we suggest using two boxes of this pecker pasta for any recipe that calls for one box of regular pasta.

This pasta may seem a little expensive, but it used to be almost double the price. We can't figure out why it costs so much money to form pasta into penis shapes. Maybe it's because of all the settlements from fuddy-duddies trying to sue them for making something so aweso—I mean, obscene. Regardless, we think it's well worth the price.



Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
Joe Biden
Joe Biden

Hello I am president of america joe biden and I recommend this product


Being a good italian - american I felt it was my responsibility to try this Penis pasta. Made a nice marinara to go with it. Did not know my husband had invited my mother-in law for dinner. Was awkward to say the least. Especially when when she blurted out that it was the best penis she had ever had in her mouth, ugh!

There's even penis pasta

There's even penis pasta now?? What will they think of next? Penis hamburgers? Penis pizza? Penis steak???

This was my contribution

This was my contribution to my daughter's bachelorette party. It was the first time since she was a child that I had to tell her to stop playing with her food!

Reminds me of kraft mac n

Reminds me of kraft mac n cheese shapes but for adults! too funny!

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