A Penis Trophy!

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There are a few awards that every aspiring actor or actress dreams of someday winning. The Oscar. The Emmy. The Palm d’Or. The #1 Dickhead Trophy. No, that is not a typo, I didn’t mean the Golden Globes. Why would I want a trophy shaped like a globe? That’s so 20th-century. Penis-shaped trophies are all the rage these days.

Okay, so maybe it’s not a prestigious award that famous actors dream of winning, but we guarantee everyone at your bachelorette party will dream of winning it! This splendid golden phallus measures an impressive 6.5” tall (including the base), is sort of shaped like a man, and a stick-on plaque that says “#1 Dickhead” Those are all clear signs of quality and craftsmanship right there. Who wouldn’t want one of these for their trophy cabinet?

The #1 Dickhead Award makes an excellent party favor or reward to hand out to the winner of various drinking games or other bachelorette party games. We recommend getting one if you are planning contests, because everybody’s competitive spirit is going to flare up when one of these babies is on the line.

Please note: The trophy has changed recently and is much bigger and shinier than before. The penis on the trophy has changed too. In the shot with our person, it had a little ribbon and looked just like the front half of a penis, but the new design looks like a penis/person hybrid. The new version is bigger and heavier too.