Squishy Boob Toy
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FeaturesThe Squishy Boob Toy is a little boob that's a ton of fun to squeeze, and makes an excellent gag gift for the groom or party favor!
Have you ever wished that you could grab hold of a girl’s boobs and just smush em and squish em and squeeze em until they’re a formless wrinkly mass in your palm?
…. That’s kinda weird, bro. And illegal. Like, definitely assault. So you should probably not do that, unless you want a totally deserved multiple-decade jail sentence.
But, if you’re looking for a jail-free alternative, why not try the Squishy Boob Toy instead? Our extensive research suggests that squeezing this voluptuous foam boob will bring you at least 80% of the satisfaction with 0% of the consequences. Also, it’s vanilla scented, which is waaaaay nicer than the alternative. And you know what smells even better than vanilla? The smell of not going to jail. Yup. This toy’s looking like a better and better option by the minute, huh?
The Squishy Boob Toy makes a great gag gift or party favor for any bachelor party, and can even be used in a variety of bachelor party games.