Super Fun Penis Mints

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$2.99 $3.99
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SKU: BP-CP.949
Shipping weight = (3.5)oz.
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Availability: 185 in stock

Features

  • Minty Fresh
  • Penis Shaped
  • 20g
  • Hot Facts

    Super Fun Penis Mints are a rarity among penises - they'll actually make your breath fresher! They make a perfect party favor or snack!

    Item Description

    Alright, ladies, think fast: when your breath’s a little funky and you want it minty fresh, what’s the first thing you should reach for to stick in your mouth?

    Yep, that’s right - a penis!

    Wait, what do you mean you didn’t say “penis?” Are you sure? Huh... that’s weird. I thought every girl knew the universal truth that penises are a delicious-tasting way to clean your mouth out and freshen your breath.

    What do you mean, they smell musty and sweaty and reek of man-funk? OH! You must be thinking of those kinds of penises! No, no, no. That’s not what I’m talking about at all. Heaven forbid you put that kind of penis anywhere near your mouth at the bachelorette party. Goodness no. The only kind of penis that should be anywhere near there is these minty fresh Super Fun Penis Mints!

    Super Fun Penis Mints taste just like altoids or other breath-freshening mints, except they’re shaped like funny little penises! Each tin comes with approximately 20-25 penis mints, so there’s more than enough to share with the whole party. Now, doesn’t that sound like exactly the sort of thing you want to freshen your breath with? That’s what I thought!

    Net weight 0.71oz / 20g.

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