1. Chocolate Cum Pop - Black

    $9.99 $13.99
    Are you afraid that a regular 6.5” long solid chocolate penis lollipop won’t embarrass the bride-to-be enough on her big night out? Fear not, for we’ve found a way to one-up this classic culprit of bachelorette bashfulness. Instead of making...
  2. Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker

    $3.49 $4.99
    You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. That isn't exactly most women's ideal idea of the...
  3. Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker

    $3.49 $4.99
    You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. That isn't exactly most women's ideal idea of the...
  4. The Candy Cum Pop - White

    $9.99 $13.99
    Are you afraid that a regular 6.5” long solid chocolate penis lollipop won’t embarrass the bride-to-be enough on her big night out? Fear not, for we’ve found a way to one-up this classic culprit of bachelorette bashfulness. Instead of making...
  5. Party Pecker Candy Dishes - Filled with Candy!

    $10.99 $17.99
    Party hard with the Party Pecker Candy Dishes. This convenient set comes with three small, pink, plastic trays and the candy you need to fill them.Munch on tiny, succulent, fruit-flavored penis candies. Balance out the tasty fun with two packs...
  6. Mid-Sized Penis Cake Pan

    $13.49 $19.99
    This is the Mid-Sized Penis Cake Pan. It is the size of a regular cake pan, but it is not shaped like a regular cake pan. It is much more fun than that. Trust me, you've never really baked a...
  7. Boob Cookie Cutters

    $5.59 $7.49
    If you thought Cookie Monster was a fiend for those delicious baked treats when they were ordinary and round, just imagine how he would react to a plate full of THESE babies. We’re not sure exactly what that would look...
  8. I Hate! Game

    $16.49 $19.99
    I Hate is a game for Haters! This party game is perfect for bachelorette parties. This game includes 1200 things you could hate (holy cow). The dice will be rolled, you'll find that number on your card, and read aloud...
  9. Poop Emoji Sucker

    $2.79 $3.79
    Here at Bachelorette.com we’ve been certified Penis Lollipop Experts for a long time, but lately we’ve decided to expand our confectionary repertoire. So we thought, what other shapes would be popular to suck on at a bachelorette party? My boomer...
  10. Black Penis Straws - 10 Straws

    $5.59 $7.49
    The Black Dicky Penis Straws are deep chocolate in color and very aesthetically pleasing. All of your guests will love drinking out of these straws. If they've got a regular straw in them, even the dirtiest-named drinks will seem like...
  11. Boob Cake Pan

    $13.49 $19.99
    If you are planning a bachelor party or a Jack and Jill Party, you might want to buy the Booby Cake Pan to make a boobs-shaped cake for the guys. That would only be fair, after all. If the girls...
  12. An Entire Jar of Dicks - Almost Two Pounds of Penis Candy!

    $19.99 $24.99
    This is an enormous amount of penis candy. It weighs in at almost two pounds (30 ounces actually) and there are hundreds (thousands?) of dicks in this jar. These are fun candies for a bachelorette party. Of all of the...
  13. Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker

    $5.99 $7.99 Out of stock
    Ladies, allow me to tell you about one of the most beautiful penises I've ever seen. It was big. Well, not humongous enough to be scary, but big. It was girthy. It had a perfect pink head. And it was...
  14. Bite Size White Chocolate Penises - 12

    $5.99 $7.99 Out of stock
    Impress the bachelorette with the Bite Size White Chocolate Penises. These tiny dicks fit perfectly in your mouth—in fact, you might be able to get five or six of them in there at once! Bet you never thought you could...
  15. Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises - 12

    $5.99 $7.99 Out of stock
    Impress the bachelorette with the Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises. These tiny dicks fit perfectly in your mouth—in fact, you might be able to get five or six of them in there at once! Bet you never thought you could...
  16. Neon Pink Plastic Martini Glasses - 10

    $7.99 $11.99 Out of stock
    The Neon Pink Plastic Martini Glasses add some sophistication to the Bachelorette Party. They take any group of wild and crazy girls and make them seem elegant and refined. However, the bright pink color also gives away your secret: you're...
  17. Rainbow Bite-Size Penis Candies - 12

    $5.69 $7.79 Out of stock
    The Rainbow Bite-Size Penis Candies give you a penis in (almost) every color of the rainbow. For some reason, they left the "I" out of "ROYGBIV." Perhaps they weren't sure what an indigo penis would taste like.Each Rainbow Penis Candy...
  18. Pussy Bites

    $5.59 $7.49 Out of stock
    If you’ve searched around this site a bit, you’ve probably noticed that we offer a ton of different penis-shaped candies, lollipops, and chocolates. The sheer quantity of dick-shaped candy out there is staggering. Yet similar items with a vaginal shape...
  19. Bachelorette Snack Tray Kit

    $20.99 $29.99 Out of stock
    Has this ever happened to you: you’re setting up for a bachelorette party, you’ve just hung up the last penis banner and put the finishing touches on the penis cake, and you’re all ready for the guests to arrive. Then,...