Do you need a cheap date for halloween this year? Buy one from Bachelorette.com. We have all sorts of inexpensive blow up dolls. Here are two great choices.
Harry the Cheap Date is always a good time. No matter what you say, he will always listen with a confused smile. Also, whether you like a hairy looking chest or a smooth chest, he has both!
This poor little lady doesn't even have a name. She is just called The Cheap Date Doll - Blonde. Maybe if you two create a bond you can name her? If you don't think she likes her new name, it may just be the surprised expression on her face.