Why do we only have one 6 foot tall inflatable penis?

We pride ourselves in the sheer selection and size of our inflatable penises, but this year is different. Pandemic pauses have pushed poor penis production. This has left our stock a little limp. But fear not, we have one six footer still in stock. It's the penis pool float. We also have a three footer available here. But you can see from the state of our inflatables page, there is a severe shortage.  

6 foot inflatable penis pool floatie

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