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Need a Cheap Date for The Halloween Party?
by Tom Nardone
Need a Cheap Date?
Don't go alone to the upcoming Halloween parties. Whether you are lonely or just want to dress up like conjoined twins, our dolls are a great addition to Halloween costumes.
Sure, her face is a little flat and her hair is matted right to her head, but this babe has redeeming qualities. She won't try to spike your drink and she won't tell anyone what you said.
People have been asking why the brunette doll is cheaper than the blonde doll. It's because we ordered too many of the brunette dolls. We aren't prejudiced, just business people trying to fix an inventory issue.
Whoa! Maybe you were going to dress up as one of the stars that is singing duets with Dolly Parton right now? You might even be able to sneak a bluetooth speaker into her weird mouth.
