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Will Your Bachelorette Party Be Sweet or Sour?

by Tom Nardone

Are You Sweet or Sour?
Will Your Bachelorette Party Be Sweet or Sour? We have penis candy in both types at Bachelorette.com - The world's largest bachelorette party supply store. You can find all sorts of penis candy with flavors that will make your tongue dance. 

Bachelorette.com specializes in bachelorette party supplies, and we try to have a lot of fun with it. If we are having fun, you'll have fun.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for a laugh. 

 

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

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These bachelorette party drink bottles will make you thirsty

by Tom Nardone

Thirsty? Grab A Bottle
Time to take a big gulp and suck on the tip of these silly penis drink bottles. We have bachelorette party drink bottles in all sorts of colors. Some even glow in the dark. Fun stuff for a bachelorette weekend. 

Bachelorette.com specializes in bachelorette party supplies, and we try to have a lot of fun with it. If we are having fun, you'll have fun.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for a laugh. 

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Bachelorette.com puts the Ball In Balloons

by Tom Nardone
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We Put The Ball In Balloons
No need to get testes, we have an entire sack of these nuggets. 

Bachelorette.com specializes in bachelorette party supplies, and we try to have a lot of fun with it. If we are having fun, you'll have fun.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for a laugh. 

 

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

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How to Find the Dirtiest Bachelorette Party Supplies

by Tom Nardone

Naughty Sorting
 Did you know that you can sort Bachelorette.com by how dirty the items are? Originally we meant to help people find clean items, but way more people  click here to find dirty stuff!

Image of The BallBuster Piñata Set - It's Nutz!
The BallBuster Piñata Set - It's Nutz!
$24.99
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Image of Black Penis Straws - 10 Straws
Black Penis Straws - 10 Straws
$3.99
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Image of Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Bachelorette Party Game
Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Bachelorette Party Game
$29.99
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Image of Vibrant Pecker Ring Toss
Vibrant Pecker Ring Toss
$7.49
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Image of Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottle
Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottle
$9.99
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Image of Veiny Chode Penis Soap
Veiny Chode Penis Soap
$5.99
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Hot Chocolate Bachelorette Party Items

by Tom Nardone
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Hot(?) Chocolates

These chocolate penis party favors are great for any bachelorette party, especially an African-American one. These penis pops and such aren't really made of chocolate, those things melt in the mail, they are hard candy that is chocolate flavored. Still, they are fun items for the bachelorette. 

 

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

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Blow Up Dolls for Bachelor Parties Are Weird - We Love it.

by Tom Nardone

Bachelor Parties Are Weird.
We Embrace The Weirdness.
Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun.
Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Image of Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
$54.99
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
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Image of Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
$79.99
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
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Image of A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
$49.99
OK, here is where I know that guys just like to freak each other out. Because this doll is one of the best sellers!
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Image of Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
$27.99
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
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Image of The MILF Blow Up Doll
The MILF Blow Up Doll
$29.99
I heard recently that actresses who portray MILFs in adult movies are often as young as 25. WTF is up with that?
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Image of The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
$26.99
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
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Image of Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
$37.99
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
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Image of Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
$99.99
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
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Image of Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
$8.99
Nothing is off the table with the bachelor party crowd. The Love Lamb is especially popular for shipping to rural addresses.
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There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun. 

If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first. 

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The Most Fun Bachelorette Party Game Is Back In Stock

by Tom Nardone
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Back In Stock!
The Cum Face game is back in stock!
Image of Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Bachelorette Party Game
Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Bachelorette Party Game
$29.99
Hey Folks, We are happy to sell you this hilarious game, but we want to to warn you. We will not be responsible for injuries such as sore wrists, eye injuries, no sore abdominal muscles from laughing. If you are planning a bachelorette party, this is a great game for your competitive friends.
Grab It Here

Oh Goodness. That is something. Bachelorette.com has some wild items, but this one really takes the cake. Your party guests' jaws will drop to the floor when they see it, but smart players know to keep their mouth shut once the action starts.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for fun.

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2024 Guide To Bachelor Party Dolls

by Tom Nardone
Bachelor Parties Are Weird.
We Embrace The Weirdness.

 

Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun.
Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Image of Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
$54.99
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
Shop now
Image of Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
$79.99
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
Shop now
Image of A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
$49.99
OK, here is where I know that guys just like to freak each other out. Because this doll is one of the best sellers!
Shop now
Image of Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
$27.99
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
Shop now
Image of The MILF Blow Up Doll
The MILF Blow Up Doll
$29.99
I heard recently that actresses who portray MILFs in adult movies are often as young as 25. WTF is up with that?
Shop now
Image of The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
$26.99
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
Shop now
Image of Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
$37.99
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
Shop now
Image of Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
$99.99
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
Shop now
Image of Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
$8.99
Nothing is off the table with the bachelor party crowd. The Love Lamb is especially popular for shipping to rural addresses.
Shop now

There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun. 

If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first. 

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Terrible Vibes from Bachelorette.com

by Tom Nardone

Terrible (but funny) Vibes
Image of Better (than a) Finger Vibe
Better (than a) Finger Vibe
We can't think of a dumber gag gift than a vibrator that is named after candy. This is called the Better (than a) Finger, which is definitely true.
See It Here At Bachelorette.com
Image of Sweetish Dick - Silly Gift Vibrator
Sweetish Dick - Silly Gift Vibrator
Ha! This teal wonder is called the Sweetish Dick. Sorta like swedish fish and sorta like a sweeter version of an actual dick. Definitely a fun gift.
See It Here At Bachelorette.com

Are these great vibrators? No. You can find those over at Vibrators.com. They are real vibrators though. I mean, who would sell someone a fake vibrator? Doing something like that should be illegal. Put a AA battery in these things and the party will be buzzing. 

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time watching the bride's face when she opens this gift up.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for fun.

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We Are Having A 2024 Glow Up

by Tom Nardone
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We Are Glowing Up!

Tons of fun new stuff

We moved and have fun new items for  2024. 

Bachelorette.com has been adding new products and some lower prices, so our 2024 Bachelorette Party Supplies are really glowing up. We hope you like the new stuff.

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