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Blow Up Dolls for Bachelor Parties Are Weird - We Love it.

by Tom Nardone

Bachelor Parties Are Weird.
We Embrace The Weirdness.
Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun.
Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Image of Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
$54.99
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
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Image of Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
$79.99
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
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Image of A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
$49.99
OK, here is where I know that guys just like to freak each other out. Because this doll is one of the best sellers!
Shop now
Image of Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
$27.99
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
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Image of The MILF Blow Up Doll
The MILF Blow Up Doll
$29.99
I heard recently that actresses who portray MILFs in adult movies are often as young as 25. WTF is up with that?
Shop now
Image of The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
$26.99
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
Shop now
Image of Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
$37.99
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
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Image of Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
$99.99
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
Shop now
Image of Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
$8.99
Nothing is off the table with the bachelor party crowd. The Love Lamb is especially popular for shipping to rural addresses.
Shop now

There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun. 

If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first. 

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The Most Fun Bachelorette Party Game Is Back In Stock

by Tom Nardone
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Back In Stock!
The Cum Face game is back in stock!
Image of Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Bachelorette Party Game
Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Bachelorette Party Game
$29.99
Hey Folks, We are happy to sell you this hilarious game, but we want to to warn you. We will not be responsible for injuries such as sore wrists, eye injuries, no sore abdominal muscles from laughing. If you are planning a bachelorette party, this is a great game for your competitive friends.
Grab It Here

Oh Goodness. That is something. Bachelorette.com has some wild items, but this one really takes the cake. Your party guests' jaws will drop to the floor when they see it, but smart players know to keep their mouth shut once the action starts.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for fun.

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2024 Guide To Bachelor Party Dolls

by Tom Nardone
Bachelor Parties Are Weird.
We Embrace The Weirdness.

 

Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun.
Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Image of Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
Naughty Neiko - The Anime-Themed Blow Up Doll
$54.99
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
Shop now
Image of Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
Brooke Le Hook - The Life-Size Love Doll
$79.99
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
Shop now
Image of A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
A Transexual Love Doll With A Variable Speed 7in Dong
$49.99
OK, here is where I know that guys just like to freak each other out. Because this doll is one of the best sellers!
Shop now
Image of Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
Alluring Ariana - The Hispanic Blow Up Doll
$27.99
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
Shop now
Image of The MILF Blow Up Doll
The MILF Blow Up Doll
$29.99
I heard recently that actresses who portray MILFs in adult movies are often as young as 25. WTF is up with that?
Shop now
Image of The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
The "Doll Face" Blow Up Doll
$26.99
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
Shop now
Image of Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
Vanessa The Large Breasted Party Doll
$37.99
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
Shop now
Image of Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
Fuck Friends Titanya - A Slightly More Realistic Love Doll With Bigger Boobs
$99.99
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
Shop now
Image of Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
Lola The Love Lamb - Blow Up Sheep
$8.99
Nothing is off the table with the bachelor party crowd. The Love Lamb is especially popular for shipping to rural addresses.
Shop now

There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun. 

If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first. 

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Terrible Vibes from Bachelorette.com

by Tom Nardone

Terrible (but funny) Vibes
Image of Better (than a) Finger Vibe
Better (than a) Finger Vibe
We can't think of a dumber gag gift than a vibrator that is named after candy. This is called the Better (than a) Finger, which is definitely true.
See It Here At Bachelorette.com
Image of Sweetish Dick - Silly Gift Vibrator
Sweetish Dick - Silly Gift Vibrator
Ha! This teal wonder is called the Sweetish Dick. Sorta like swedish fish and sorta like a sweeter version of an actual dick. Definitely a fun gift.
See It Here At Bachelorette.com

Are these great vibrators? No. You can find those over at Vibrators.com. They are real vibrators though. I mean, who would sell someone a fake vibrator? Doing something like that should be illegal. Put a AA battery in these things and the party will be buzzing. 

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time watching the bride's face when she opens this gift up.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for fun.

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We Are Having A 2024 Glow Up

by Tom Nardone
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We Are Glowing Up!

Tons of fun new stuff

We moved and have fun new items for  2024. 

Bachelorette.com has been adding new products and some lower prices, so our 2024 Bachelorette Party Supplies are really glowing up. We hope you like the new stuff.

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The 10 Worst Valentine's Gifts of 2024

by Tom Nardone
The 10 WORST Valentine's Day Gifts from Bachelorette.com
Image of 6 Penis Lollipops In A Bouquet
6 Penis Lollipops In A Bouquet
$5.59
Traditionally you might give your partner a bouquet at Valentine's Day. Well, this bouquet isn't that bouquet. There has never been a single moment in time that penis lollipops were a good sustitute for flowers.
But It Anyway Here at Bachelorette.com
Image of New Husband VooDoo Doll
New Husband VooDoo Doll
$7.49
Is this a threat?
Get It Here.
Image of Invite Someone To Eat A Giant Jar of Dicks
Invite Someone To Eat A Giant Jar of Dicks
$19.99
It's the thought that counts.
Get It Here.
Image of Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises - 12
Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises - 12
$5.99
Chocolates are a Valentine's tradition.
Get It Here.
Image of This Candy Bra
This Candy Bra
$9.99
People buy lingerie for Valentine's Day, right?
Get It Here.
Image of Chocolate Cum Pop - Black
Chocolate Cum Pop - Black
$9.99
Add a level of grossness to your Valentine's Candy
Get It Here.
Image of Meat Rubber's Apron
Meat Rubber's Apron
$24.99
Masturbation jokes and V-Day. Perfect!
Get It Here.
Image of Furry Handcuffs
Furry Handcuffs
$4.99
Show them you care with 5 bucks worth of bondage gear.
Get It Here.
Image of Dirty Bitch Soap
Dirty Bitch Soap
$9.99
This soap delivers two insults in one.
Get It Here.
Image of Fuck You Sucker (Butterscotch)
Fuck You Sucker (Butterscotch)
$2.79
You are my #1 Valentine.
Get It Here.

We may not have the best romantic items, but if you have a bachelorette party to plan, or if you know anyone that does, we rule at that. Find these treats and more, only at Bachelorette.com.

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5 Star Bachelorette Party Gifts

by Tom Nardone
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Bachelorette's Love These!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus two not-so-great items.

One Item Got a Bad Review
Image of The Bachelorette's Last Ride Game - Brown
The Bachelorette's Last Ride Game - Brown
$16.49
No one rode it. That sums it up.
See The Review Here.
Image of Clone A Willy Kit - Make a Clone of the Groom's Penis
Clone A Willy Kit - Make a Clone of the Groom's Penis
$39.99
A warning not to use on older guys.
See The Review Here.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com

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Dueling Dicks Are Back In Stock

by Tom Nardone
It's A Sword Fight! Dueling Dicks is a great bachelorette party game and we are excited that it back in stock. 

Sword fight with these inflatable meat swords. It'll be fun. We swear.

These just arrived back in stock. They say that "logistics problems" are holding up supplies. Well, they held up a whole pallet of these penises. Fortunately, they finally arrived and will be welcome members (ha) at your bachelorette party.

 

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

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An Adult White Elephant Gift

by Tom Nardone
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If you need a "white elephant" gift for an office party, and you don't mind getting fired, this might be a great choice.

Image of Stud Undies
Stud Undies
$8.99 $12.49
Someone just wrote a review about their experience bringing these underpants to a white elephant gift exchange. I can't say the review sounded all that positive, but they gave it five stars and seemed fairly proud of themselves. We think. Either way, we liked their idea so we are sharing it with you.
Click Here to see the review.

 

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New Product - Giant Penis Ice Luge

by Tom Nardone
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It's a brand new item for us. A giant penis ice luge. Fun stuff from Bachelorette.com

Image of A Giant Penis Ice Luge Kit
A Giant Penis Ice Luge Kit
$39.99 $54.99
Want to drink shots from Olaf's dong? Neither do we, but we do want to host a wild bachelorette party, so this penis ice luge will be a hit.
See It here at Bachelorette.com

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