Nothing is weirder than bachelor party dolls. We think most guys choose the weirdest ones first. It's like a contest to gross each other out. Honestly, it sounds really fun. Here are some of the most popular bachelor party dolls.
Hmmm. The box promises a "lifelike" face? Of what? It's a cartoon character! Someone in the office called it the "Weeb doll" and I had to Google what that meant.
Is Brooke Le Hook an actual person. I have certainly never heard of her, nor has anyone I asked. If her doll is "life size" she must be about 4' 6" tall and funny looking.
Before you accuse the company who makes this doll of racism because "Ariana" looks nothing like a human, please understand that none of their dolls look like a human. They aren't racist, they just make terrible replicas of humans.
Before you think this one is more wholesome than the others, just know that they probably just figured they would be better off not showing what the actual doll looks like.
I would have loved to be in the marketing meeting where someone suggested writing "Fat titties like a porn star" on the box and everyone agreed that this was a great idea.
A HUNDRED BUCKS! One hundred bucks. People spend this for a blow up doll with a mannequin face. Is it worth it? I asked around and someone made the point that "A hundred bucks gets you nothing at a strip club".
There you have it folks, our observations on bachelor party culture and the dolls that guys prefer to buy for their buddies. Honestly, the whole thing seems like a lot of fun.
If you would like to see what bachelor party items are most popular, just head over to our bachelor party supplies page. It is updated every week with the most popular items first.
Are these great vibrators? No. You can find those over at Vibrators.com. They are real vibrators though. I mean, who would sell someone a fake vibrator? Doing something like that should be illegal. Put a AA battery in these things and the party will be buzzing.
Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time watching the bride's face when she opens this gift up.
Bachelorette.com has been adding new products and some lower prices, so our 2024 Bachelorette Party Supplies are really glowing up. We hope you like the new stuff.
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6 Penis Lollipops In A Bouquet
$5.59
Traditionally you might give your partner a bouquet at Valentine's Day. Well, this bouquet isn't that bouquet. There has never been a single moment in time that penis lollipops were a good sustitute for flowers.
We may not have the best romantic items, but if you have a bachelorette party to plan, or if you know anyone that does, we rule at that. Find these treats and more, only at Bachelorette.com.
Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.
Sword fight with these inflatable meat swords. It'll be fun. We swear.
These just arrived back in stock. They say that "logistics problems" are holding up supplies. Well, they held up a whole pallet of these penises. Fortunately, they finally arrived and will be welcome members (ha) at your bachelorette party.
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If you need a "white elephant" gift for an office party, and you don't mind getting fired, this might be a great choice.
Stud Undies
$8.99 $12.49
Someone just wrote a review about their experience bringing these underpants to a white elephant gift exchange. I can't say the review sounded all that positive, but they gave it five stars and seemed fairly proud of themselves. We think. Either way, we liked their idea so we are sharing it with you.
Don't go alone to the upcoming Halloween parties. Whether you are lonely or just want to dress up like conjoined twins, our dolls are a great addition to Halloween costumes.
Sure, her face is a little flat and her hair is matted right to her head, but this babe has redeeming qualities. She won't try to spike your drink and she won't tell anyone what you said.
People have been asking why the brunette doll is cheaper than the blonde doll. It's because we ordered too many of the brunette dolls. We aren't prejudiced, just business people trying to fix an inventory issue.
Whoa! Maybe you were going to dress up as one of the stars that is singing duets with Dolly Parton right now? You might even be able to sneak a bluetooth speaker into her weird mouth.