News

Cheap Date Blowup Doll - Blonde

Need a Cheap Date for The Halloween Party?

by Tom Nardone Oct 23, 2023

Need a Cheap Date?

Don't go alone to the upcoming Halloween parties. Whether you are lonely or just want to dress up like conjoined twins, our dolls are a great addition to Halloween costumes.

$14.49

Sure, her face is a little flat and her hair is matted right to her head, but this babe has redeeming qualities. She won't try to spike your drink and she won't tell anyone what you said.

Cheap Date Blowup Doll - Brunette

$10.99

People have been asking why the brunette doll is cheaper than the blonde doll. It's because we ordered too many of the brunette dolls. We aren't prejudiced, just business people trying to fix an inventory issue.

Cheap Date Blowup Doll - Busty

$17.99

Whoa! Maybe you were going to dress up as one of the stars that is singing duets with Dolly Parton right now? You might even be able to sneak a bluetooth speaker into her weird mouth.

Cheap Date Male Blowup Doll

$14.49

If you are planning to dress as conjoined twins, only this blow up doll allows you to be joined at the penis.

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

Booty Inspector Badge - For Arresting Bad Ass Criminals

Do you want to be a "dirty cop" for Halloween? We've got your badge.

by Tom Nardone Oct 23, 2023

We want to issue you your badge.

$3.99

Grab One Today

The Pecker Inspector Badge - In Case He Is Packing Heat!

$5.59

Get Yours Now

Are you dressing up as a dirty cop?
If so, we've got the badge for you. Bachelorette.com has more stupid stuff than any other store in existence. We are the world's largest shop for Bachelorette party items.

Click This Button To Vist and Apply The Coupon

Bachelorette.com's 25th Anniversary Bachelorette Party Supply Sale Is The Best Ever!

by Tom Nardone Oct 06, 2023

Can't See this email? View in Your Browser

Get $25 off $100
25th Anniversary Sale!

Use coupon code "25years" to save $25 on a $100 order.

Wow! 25 years ago we quit our jobs and started a company that sold embarrassing items over the internet. We actually started with hemorrhoid creams and Depends under garments, but it didn't take long for us to include plastic dicks. We acquired the Bachelorette.com name soon after and since that time have been the world's largest bachelorette party store. We've helped over 1,000,000 bachelorette parties and we are proud to help yours.

You might notice that our store has raunchier items than other bachelorette party retailers. That's true and we are proud of it. Our goal was also to allow you to buy whatever you want privately. Other sites try to adhere to Google or Facebook or Instagram's community standards. We are guided only by what our customers purchase and ask for. That's how we've managed to stay around for 25 years.

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

﷯

Call Support

@ 800-809-0610

Email Support

@ help@PriveCo.com

No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
Bachelorette.com 352 Oliver Dr Troy, Michigan 48084

How Do You Like Your Inflatable Fireman Doll? Hard or Soft?

by Tom Nardone Oct 04, 2023

How do you like your fireman?

Hard or Soft?

There is a big difference between the two fireman dolls we sell.

The Fireman Blow Up Doll - Soft Penis

$34.99

He's cute and in uniform, even has a jaunty cap and a printed ax. The only problem, his penis is an inflated disappointment.

The Sizzling Sergeant - Hard Penis

$39.99

The 6-pack is an optical illusion but he is packing the heat! He has a big dildo attached to him that will certainly frighten a few of your friends.

Freaky Friday - Mac A Weenie and Cheese

by Tom Nardone Sep 11, 2023

MacAWeenie & Cheese
If you are going to get the penis pasta, why not go full juvenile delinquent and get the cheesy version?

Mac-A-Weenie And Cheese - Penis Pasta Mix

$7.99

This is exactly what you think it is. Penis shaped pasta with a packet of cheese sauce. Why does it cost $7.99? I dunno, I guess making pasta into the shape of penises i some kind of artisanal thing. I mean, Amazon has the same box for $11. Bachelorette.com is always the best place to buy this stuff.

Visit Bachelorette.com - The world's largest store for Bachelorette Party Supplies.

6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float

5 Star Bachelorette Party Supplies - Plus a 3-Star Item

by Tom Nardone Aug 18, 2023

Bachelorette's Love These!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

$14.49

Having a Bachelorette Party that involves pool time? Get this floating wonder. Perfect for using as a giant phallic pool noodle.

Suction Cup Penis Soap

$21.99

In the office we call this "hand job soap" because once you stick it to the countertop, that's how you use it.

Pimp Your Ride with the Car Decorating Kit

$13.49

These clingy things will upgrade your ride. They are silly little clings you place on your car. They come right off afterward.

Bachelorette Surprise Bag

$13.49

It's not really a suprise, we tell you what's in there, but it will be a surprise for the bachelorette. Cute.

Rico the Love Doll

$79.99

Rico is sorta loveable. He is a blow up doll that is trying hard to be a real man, but 80 dollars doesn't buy much realism.

Horny Big Penis Gummies

$6.49

How about chompin on some gummy men, but they have big penises. These aren't your Mother-In-law's gummy bears.

See them at Bachelorette.com

One Item Got a Bad Review

Erotic Tattoos

$5.59

The reviewer described these tattoos as "mid" which nails it. If I had written the review it would have said "I didn't spend $1200 on laser removal for this shit." but I am kind of partial to the "Breakfast of Champions" tattoo.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com

A Penis Shot Syringe - Brown

New Bachelorette Party Items - Penis Shot Syringes

by Tom Nardone Aug 18, 2023

Sexy Shot Syringes - These are penis-shaped syringes that can dispense any kind of liquid and even jello. They are a lot of fun at a bachelorette party.

$3.99

It's a syringe that holds shots (regular or jello) and you can shot those shots out of the pee-hole. Fun stuff! This one is light brown.

Grab One Here.

Pecker Shot Syringe- Rainbow

$3.99

This one has a jaunty rainbow motif.

Grab One Here.

Pecker Shot Syringe- Flesh

$3.99

This one is peachy.

Grab One Here.

What could be freakier than ejaculating jello shots into your friends' mouths. These shot syringes are super gross but also super fun.

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

Find More at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store

Bachelorette Party Supplies with 5-Star Reviews

by Tom Nardone Aug 03, 2023

We Love Reviews!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

Suction Cup Penis Soap

$21.99

In the office we call this "hand job soap" because once you stick it to the countertop, that's how you use it.

Glitter Penis Confetti

$3.49

I dunno. It's penis shaped confetti. Not really a "5 star" product in my book, but someone out there really liked it.

Pimp Your Ride with the Car Decorating Kit

$13.49

These clingy things will upgrade your ride. They are silly little clings you place on your car. They come right off afterward.

Bachelorette Surprise Bag

$13.49

It's not really a suprise, we tell you what's in there, but it will be a surprise for the bachelorette. Cute.

6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float

$14.49

Having a Bachelorette Party that involves pool time? Get this floating wonder. Perfect for using as a giant phallic pool noodle.

Rico the Love Doll

$79.99

Rico is sorta loveable. He is a blow up doll that is trying hard to be a real man, but 80 dollars doesn't buy much realism.

See them at Bachelorette.com

One Item Got a Bad Review

Erotic Tattoos

$5.59

The reviewer described these tattoos as "mid" which nails it. If I had written the review it would have said "I didn't spend $1200 on laser removal for this shit." but I am kind of partial to the "Breakfast of Champions" tattoo.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com

Bachelorette.com's Own Pink and Black Penis Straws - 12 Pack

The 10 Best Penis Straws

by Tom Nardone Aug 03, 2023

10 Best Penis Straws

$5.59

Why are they the best? Well, pink and black are classic bachelorette party colors (Hey Barbie, what's up?) plus you get 20 straws in this pack.

Suck On These!

Modular Rainbow Penis Straws

$5.59

You aren't supposed to play with your food, but you can play with your drinking straws. These are like penis straw legos. You can make them longer or shorter.

Get your fun straws here.

Glow in the Dark Penis Straws

$3.49

Going to the club and want something to glow? Here you go. These GITD straws really light up in the black lights.

Glow The Blow With These

See the rest of the top 10 bachelorette party straws at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store