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Freaky Friday - Mac A Weenie and Cheese

by Tom Nardone Sep 11, 2023

MacAWeenie & Cheese
If you are going to get the penis pasta, why not go full juvenile delinquent and get the cheesy version?

Mac-A-Weenie And Cheese - Penis Pasta Mix

$7.99

This is exactly what you think it is. Penis shaped pasta with a packet of cheese sauce. Why does it cost $7.99? I dunno, I guess making pasta into the shape of penises i some kind of artisanal thing. I mean, Amazon has the same box for $11. Bachelorette.com is always the best place to buy this stuff.

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5 Star Bachelorette Party Supplies - Plus a 3-Star Item

by Tom Nardone Aug 18, 2023

Bachelorette's Love These!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float

$14.49

Having a Bachelorette Party that involves pool time? Get this floating wonder. Perfect for using as a giant phallic pool noodle.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Suction Cup Penis Soap

$21.99

In the office we call this "hand job soap" because once you stick it to the countertop, that's how you use it.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Pimp Your Ride with the Car Decorating Kit

$13.49

These clingy things will upgrade your ride. They are silly little clings you place on your car. They come right off afterward.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Bachelorette Surprise Bag

$13.49

It's not really a suprise, we tell you what's in there, but it will be a surprise for the bachelorette. Cute.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Rico the Love Doll

$79.99

Rico is sorta loveable. He is a blow up doll that is trying hard to be a real man, but 80 dollars doesn't buy much realism.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Horny Big Penis Gummies

$6.49

How about chompin on some gummy men, but they have big penises. These aren't your Mother-In-law's gummy bears.

See it at Bachelorette.com

One Item Got a Bad Review

Erotic Tattoos

$5.59

The reviewer described these tattoos as "mid" which nails it. If I had written the review it would have said "I didn't spend $1200 on laser removal for this shit." but I am kind of partial to the "Breakfast of Champions" tattoo.

See them at Bachelorette.com

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

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New Bachelorette Party Items - Penis Shot Syringes

by Tom Nardone Aug 18, 2023

Sexy Shot Syringes - These are penis-shaped syringes that can dispense any kind of liquid and even jello. They are a lot of fun at a bachelorette party.

A Penis Shot Syringe - Brown

$3.99

It's a syringe that holds shots (regular or jello) and you can shot those shots out of the pee-hole. Fun stuff! This one is light brown.

Grab One Here.

Pecker Shot Syringe- Rainbow

$3.99

This one has a jaunty rainbow motif.

Grab One Here.

Pecker Shot Syringe- Flesh

$3.99

This one is peachy.

Grab One Here.

What could be freakier than ejaculating jello shots into your friends' mouths. These shot syringes are super gross but also super fun.

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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Bachelorette Party Supplies with 5-Star Reviews

by Tom Nardone Aug 03, 2023

We Love Reviews!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

Suction Cup Penis Soap

$21.99

In the office we call this "hand job soap" because once you stick it to the countertop, that's how you use it.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Glitter Penis Confetti

$3.49

I dunno. It's penis shaped confetti. Not really a "5 star" product in my book, but someone out there really liked it.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Pimp Your Ride with the Car Decorating Kit

$13.49

These clingy things will upgrade your ride. They are silly little clings you place on your car. They come right off afterward.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Bachelorette Surprise Bag

$13.49

It's not really a suprise, we tell you what's in there, but it will be a surprise for the bachelorette. Cute.

See it at Bachelorette.com

6 Foot Long Inflatable Penis Pool Float

$14.49

Having a Bachelorette Party that involves pool time? Get this floating wonder. Perfect for using as a giant phallic pool noodle.

See it at Bachelorette.com

Rico the Love Doll

$79.99

Rico is sorta loveable. He is a blow up doll that is trying hard to be a real man, but 80 dollars doesn't buy much realism.

See it at Bachelorette.com

One Item Got a Bad Review

Erotic Tattoos

$5.59

The reviewer described these tattoos as "mid" which nails it. If I had written the review it would have said "I didn't spend $1200 on laser removal for this shit." but I am kind of partial to the "Breakfast of Champions" tattoo.

See them at Bachelorette.com

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com

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The 10 Best Penis Straws

by Tom Nardone Aug 03, 2023

10 Best Penis Straws

Bachelorette.com's Own Pink and Black Penis Straws - 12 Pack

$5.59

Why are they the best? Well, pink and black are classic bachelorette party colors (Hey Barbie, what's up?) plus you get 20 straws in this pack.

Suck On These!

Modular Rainbow Penis Straws

$5.59

You aren't supposed to play with your food, but you can play with your drinking straws. These are like penis straw legos. You can make them longer or shorter.

Get your fun straws here.

Glow in the Dark Penis Straws

$3.49

Going to the club and want something to glow? Here you go. These GITD straws really light up in the black lights.

Glow The Blow With These

See the rest of the top 10 bachelorette party straws at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store

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Freaky Friday - Gummy Penises

by Tom Nardone Aug 03, 2023

Want to be a Boss Bitch?
Get yourself a box of these penis gummies, then when some guy tries to "mansplain" to you, you look them dead in the eyes and start chewing. Chomp! Chomp! Who's the boss now?

Gummy Penis Candy - Chomp!

$5.59

Order The Right Here

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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Breast Implant Flasks - Booze Boobs!

by Tom Nardone Jul 20, 2023

Breast Implant Flasks!

Booze Implant Flasks

$6.99

Looking to expand your bust and increase your wastedness? These flasks, which you fill and then fill your bra with, are a great way to smuggle some booze in your bust.

Enhance Your Chest With Alcohol Here

These fun flasks make sneaking a drink an extra fun activity. They are the latest new product at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store

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Freaky Friday - July 14th - Stuffed Penises

by Tom Nardone Jul 20, 2023

Cuddly Cocks - Penis Plushies

40" Stuffed Penis - The Large Penis Plushie

$69.99

This one is really big. More than half as tall as you and more like the size of one of those body pillows!

Find it here at Bachelorette.com

24" Stuffed Penis - The Medium Penis Plushie

$49.99

This one is quite large. 24" is near the size of a bed pillow.

Find it here at Bachelorette.com

12" Stuffed Penis - The Small Penis Plushie

$24.99

This one is fairly big. One foot long.

Find it here at Bachelorette.com

These fun flasks make sneaking a drink an extra fun activity. They are the latest new product at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

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Freaky Friday - July 7th

by Tom Nardone Jul 20, 2023

Want to be a Boss Bitch?

Get yourself a box of these penis gummies, then when some guy tries to "mansplain" to you, you look them dead in the eyes and start chewing. Chomp! Chomp! Who's the boss now?

Gummy Penis Candy - Chomp!

$5.59

Order Them Right Here

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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Two New Blow Up Dolls for Bachelor and Bachelorette Parties

by Tom Nardone Jun 29, 2023

2 Wild New Bachelorette Party Blow Up Dolls

The Sizzling Sergeant Doll Stands Ready For Your Bachelorette Party

$39.99

Well, his face is a bit odd, and that six pack is tattooed on, but he has what it takes to keep your drinks stirred.

Invite Him To the Bachelorette Party Here

The Sure Thing Love Doll

$39.99

Her personality might be a bit flat at first, but after you breathe into her a bit she will end up all bubbly.

Invite Her To A Bachelor Party Bash Here

and yes, we are fully aware that these dolls look nothing like a real person. We actually had a choice to make, show the picture that is on the box for the doll, or show the blow up doll itself. We chose a path of honesty. You are not going to fall in love with these dolls either way. They are inexpensive party gags, and we sell them as such. If you see a picture of inexpensive blow up dolls on other websites and they don't look terrible, someone is lying to you.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com , even if just for fun.

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

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