Boobie Party Candles

Item Description

So, that voracious bachelor won’t be satisfied with just a boob cake and some boob candies, eh? Even a boobie beer cover, boobie football, and boob balloons aren’t enough to quench his thirst for titties? Looks like you’re going to need to pull out all the stops for this party. Well, all the stops short of having an actual pair of breasts at the party, on a stripper or otherwise. The bride-to-be certainly wouldn’t approve of that. But you know what she would approve of? Some lovely scented candles!

... Lovely scented candles shaped like boobs, of course. Yes, of all the things in the world that could be shaped like boobs, scented candles are probably one of the last things we would have expected. And yet, here they are. So, if you’re at the point where you’re decorating with these, you can probably rest assured that your party is booby enough for the bachelor. At least, let’s hope so. Better hide the number for that stripper company, just in case.

3 candles per pack.