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FeaturesWhat's better than a stress ball? A stress boob. And what's better than a stress boob? A pair of stress boobs, perfect for the bachelor!
Fellas, you might know your bros, but we’ve been catering to bachelor parties for a long time, and we know a thing or two about bachelors. And if there’s two things we know about every bachelor, it’s that:
- He’s more stressed than he’s letting on about the wedding
- He looooves him some titties
So, if you want to help him alleviate some of that stress, you should do it with something he loves. Of course, if you get him a pair of actual titties to fondle, that could possibly lead to a whooole lot more stress if the bride-to-be finds out. So we think you should play it on the safe side with a pair of boobs that’s guaranteed to relieve his stress - because they’re literally stress balls!
Stress Boobs are a pair of squishy, bouncy, squeezable rubber boobies. They make an excellent gag gift for the bachelor, or a party favor for all the guests. Because everybody gets stressed sometimes. And the only thing better for relieving stress than a stress ball is two stress balls, and the only thing better than that is if the stress balls are shaped like the most calming shape in the world: a fantastic pair of tits.