JIZZ Drinking Game

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$19.99 $29.99
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SKU: BP-HH80
Shipping weight = (12.6)oz.
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Availability: 10 in stock

Features

The JIZZ Drinking Game is a hilarious and raunchy bachelorette party game in which you take turns pumping this penis and praying it doesn't squirt on you!

Hot Facts

  • Any Number of Players
  • Fill With Your Own Drink
  • Like Pie Face, but Naughty

  • Item Description

    Yes, folks, you read that right. Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and marvel in amazement at one of the newfound wonders of the internet-age world. This is truly a site to behold. After years and years of searching for every penis-themed bachelorette party decoration under the sun to sell here, I think we have finally found the holy grail; the nastiest, gnarliest penis-themed party game ever conceived. The name of the game alone is enough to strike fear into prude mortal hearts. “Jizz Drinking Game.” Who would possibly hear those three words and do anything except run in the opposite direction?

    Well, we’re guessing you would, our faithfully raunchy customers. When others blush and balk away at the sight of such phallic fanfare, you’ve always stood proudly with us, shouting “More! We want more penises!” And today, you’re in luck, because we’ve picked up this game just for you, you wild and fearless bunch.

    The Jizz Drinking Game is truly one of a kind. It’s sort of like the traditional children’s game “Pie Face,” except, well, it’s not a pie that’ll be flying toward your face. As the name implies, it’s going to be something you can drink - whether that’s water, wine, tequila, or any number of other liquids we can think of, well, that’s up to you.

    To play the Jizz Drinking Game, players take turns passing the penis around a circle and spinning the two dials on the balls. The left dial displays a number, and the right dial displays a location (indicating a part of your own body) or an arrow (indicating a nearby player). Whatever location the right spinner decrees is where you have to point the penis, and whatever number the left spinner decides is how many times you have to pump it. And that’s all there is to it. Yup. That’s the whole game. We guarantee that nothing is going to happen as you continue to pump the penis and pass it around the circle. Promise. We’re not even sure where the name of the game comes from, really. Honest. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen, right?

    The Jizz Drinking Game can be played with any number of players, and should be emptied and washed thoroughly after use.

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