Pecker Party Lights

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$11.99 $19.99
You save 40%
SKU: BP3314
Shipping weight = (8.5)oz.
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Availability: 5 in stock

Features

Pecker Party Lights are an excellent decoration for any bachelorette party, whether you hang them inside or outside your home!

Hot Facts

  • 10 Lights
  • 10 Feet
  • Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included)

  • Item Description

    Deck the halls with boughs of penis, fa la la la la, la la la laaaa~

    Oh! I didn’t see you there. I was just practicing my christmas carols. Oh, I know that’s not quite how it goes, but I don’t exactly have any holly to decorate my boughs with. You know what I do have? Lots and lots of penises. Boy, are my christmas lights going to be the talk of the town this year. While everyone else is fumbling with their basic red and green string lights or light-up santas, my house is going to be covered roof to basement in bright pink dicks. All I had to do was bribe the Neighborhood Homeowner’s Association to let me put them up, and the board of directors of the local elementary school, and the entire PTA, and…

    Okay, so maybe christmas decorations aren’t the most advisable use for these Pecker Party Lights. You know where they will fit right in, though? Bachelorette parties! These bright pink penis lights are easy to assemble and hang up anywhere around your home, and they should go perfectly with whatever other raunchy decor you’ve got planned for the big night. You do have other raunchy decor planned for the big night, right? Using these lights without other decorations would be like hanging christmas lights off your gutters without also having a massive animatronic santa’s sleigh on your roof. You technically could, but where’s the fun in that?

    Each package includes 3m/10ft of lights. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included).

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