Penis Bottle Opener

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We’re not gonna lie, the coloration of the Penis Bottle Opener made us a little uneasy at first. The penis is generally light-skinned, but there’s a ring of dark brown with some streak marks that look a little like… well, like this bottle opener didn’t wash up properly after going through the back door. And that’s not exactly something we want touching bottles that are going to go in our mouths.

But as soon as we tested the Penis Bottle Opener out at an actual bachelorette party, our fears were instantly assuaged. None of the bridesmaids nor the bride seemed to care about the discoloration. In fact, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say the maid of honor seemed a little… turned on by it? Well, that’s a whole other matter. The important thing is, the Penis Bottle Opener was a hit at our bachelorette party, and we’re confident it will be a hit at yours too. Despite the questionable coloration, it’s one of the most realistically designed penises among all of our bachelorette party accessories, which many of the guests found quite impressive. It’s also very sturdy and higher quality than a lot of bottle openers out there. So if you’re going to be popping beers, Mike’s Hards, or Smirnoff Ices, the Penis Bottle Opener is a must-have accessory for your bachelorette party.