1. Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws - 8

    $4.49 $5.99
    We adore the tiny Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws! These straws match the Glitter Penis line of products, and come in metallic gold, silver, rose gold, and pink. Each straw is adorned with a glittery penis. If you don't want no short dick man,...
  2. A 24 Pack of Little Dildos - Flick A Dick

    $129.99 $192.99
    Do you need 24 dildos? Of course you do. Well, rather than going through the trouble of ordering 24 individual dildos, why not buy this big package of 24, 3.5 inch dildos. They have suction cup bases, so you can...
  3. Lucky Fucks Candy

    $4.89 $6.99
    It’s the bachelorette’s last night as a single woman, and you know there’s a part of her who wants to “get lucky” since this is her last chance - but you’ve sworn a sacred oath to prevent anything from jeopardizing...
  4. Super Fun Shot Glasses

    $8.29 $11.99
    What's better than one Penis Shot Glass? A Pair of Penis Shot Glasses! Bring these glasses to your bachelorette party and you'll see your guests grabbing at these little guys to try and claim them for themselves. Because two penis...
  5. Glitter Penis Confetti

    $4.49 $5.99
    What better way to celebrate the bachelorette than covering everything at the party in beautiful, classy penises? There's a rule entailing that at the best bachelorette parties, there must be at least 8 penis shapes per square foot. Glitter Penis...
  6. Super Fun Penis Candy - 3 oz.

    $4.99 $6.79
    Now Super Fun Penis Candy comes in a larger size package!! WOO HOO!! Maybe now we should start calling it Super Duper Fun Penis Candy. Just in case there weren't quite enough little penises for you to chew on in...
  7. Cummies Gummies

    $5.99 $8.99
    Are you and your chummies turning into mummies from all the crummy snacks in your tummies? Then you need these yummy Cummies Gummies! … Okay, yes, we are sorry for writing that abomination of a sentence and making you read...
  8. Hearts & Hard-Ons Candy

    $4.99 $6.99
    Of course love is going to be in the air at the upcoming wedding, but now love can be in the air at the bachelorette party, too, thanks to this Hearts & Hard-Ons Candy! With so many types of penis...
  9. Cocktail Cock Suckers - 6 Booze-Inspired Lollipops

    $11.99 $18.99
    Welcome to Bachelorette.com, the ultimate destination for bachelorette party planning! Check out this awesome product we're loving right now.Cocktail Cock Suckers - 6 Booze-Inspired LollipopsBringing Cocktail Cock Suckers - 6 Booze-Inspired Lollipops to a bachelorette party can add a playful...
  10. Self-Inflating Penis Balloons

    $8.99 $11.99
    So, you want to decorate your upcoming bachelorette party with penis balloons. That’s great! They’re a fantastic decoration for bachelorette parties. There’s only one problem: to inflate a balloon, you have to blow into it. Which means, to inflate a...
  11. Pecker Shot Syringe- Flesh

    $4.49 $6.99
    It's a white shot syringe in the shape of a penis. If you have never seen one of these things, it's like a big syringe that you can put liquid or even jello in. Then you can inject (ejaculate?) the...
  12. 8 Straws That Look Like Diamond Rings

    $8.49 $14.99
    Here are 8 straws that look like diamond rings. Are you planning a G-Rated Bachelorette Party? Do you need supplies for a bridal shower? These diamond ring straws are perfect for that. There are 8 of them in the package....
  13. Pecker Beer Can Topper

    $5.99 $9.99
    Come one, come all, and see the amazing and mysterious magician Raunchio, capable of transforming any mundane object into a naughty surprise! And for my next trick, I’ll turn any ordinary can of beer (or soda) into a penis! Ready?...
  14. Same Penis Forever Sash

    $8.99 $12.49
    Gee, just look at how beautiful the bride-to-be looks in all her bachelorette attire, and how happy she is to be getting married. Maybe it’s time to knock her down a peg, and remind her that marriage has some downsides,...
  15. Dick Lips Candy

    $5.99 $8.99
    Dick Lips. Dick Lips. Dick Lips! Boy, that’s fun to say. You might be wondering, what the heck are “Dick Lips,” anyways? You know, besides a Blink-182 song from the 90’s?Dick Lips are fruit-flavored gummy pairs of lush, full lips....
  16. Glitter Boob Napkins - 8

    $4.49 $7.49
    These Glitter Boobie Napkins are a perfect decoration for the bachelor party! These large napkins are white with a smattering of gold, rose gold, and silver metallic boobies. Don't you wish boobies actually came in these colors? We'd be happy to unsnap...
  17. All Dicks Penis Candy

    $3.99 $6.79
    Now All Dicks Penis Candy comes in a larger size package!! WOO HOO!! Just in case there weren't quite enough little penises for you to chew on in the small packages (which, let's be honest, there never were), now you...
  18. Pecker Shot Syringe- Rainbow

    $4.99 $7.99
    It's a rainbow shot syringe in the shape of a penis. If you have never seen one of these things, it's like a big syringe that you can put liquid or even jello in. Then you can inject (ejaculate?) the...
  19. Boobie Beer Can Topper

    $5.99 $8.99
    Come one, come all, and see the amazing and mysterious magician Raunchio, capable of transforming any mundane object into a naughty surprise! And for my next trick, I’ll turn any ordinary can of beer (or soda) into a boob! Ready?...
  20. The Cocktail Cup

    $6.99 $11.99 Out of stock
    Have you ever wondered why a cocktail is called a cocktail? So did we, so we did a little research, and we were pretty disappointed by the results. Nobody really seems to know, but there are all kinds of theories:...