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Products of the Week: Chocolate Cum Pops

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

If your bachelorette is a chocoholic, we’ve got the perfect gift you can get her: Chocolate Cum Pops. They’re massive 6.5” long hunks of solid chocolate shaped like ultra-realistic penises on sticks. So realistic in fact that they’re even dripping with white chocolate “cum.” If you want to please her with a delicious chocolatey treat - or to totally gross her out - you can’t go wrong with a Chocolate Cum Pop.

Chocolate Cum Pops are available in either a milk chocolate flavored white penis or a dark chocolate flavored black penis, so you can cater to her tastes or her tastes when picking one out.

You can buy the white cum pop here or the black cum pop here.

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Product of the Week: Rainbow Penis Confetti Gun

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

If you’re picking out decorations for a bachelorette party, you’ve probably thought of all the basics: banners, balloons, tableware, etc are all pretty obvious. But here’s one you might have forgotten about: confetti! Everybody loves confetti, right?

No? Maybe not so much? Okay. But what if I told you that the confetti is rainbow and penis shaped? Surely you’ll be much more excited about the prospect of cleaning it up then, right?

Hmm. Maybe not. Well, in that case, we recommend bringing the Rainbow Penis Confetti Gun to a bachelorette party if:

A) You’re going to a bar or club, where someone else will have to clean it up

or

B) You’re having it at the house of another bridesmaid who you aren’t super fond of, and she’ll have to clean it up

I mean, who said that? Definitely not us. We would never condone such a thing...

You can buy the Rainbow Penis Confetti Gun here.

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Product of the Week: Something Blue Kit

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

We have hundreds and hundreds of products to choose from here at Bachelorette.com, and sometimes picking out just the right ones can be a daunting task. That’s why we sell some bachelorette party kits, to make shopping for your bachelorette party even easier by bundling up some great products all together! One such kit is the Something Blue Kit.

Contrary to its name, it does not actually contain anything blue. But what it does contain are:

• A wedding veil
• A tiara
• A Bride to Be sash
• A male stripper set with bowtie, collar and cuffs
• A “Dare to Do It” game

Everything you need to dress up the bachelorette for her big night, dress up some lucky guy for your entertainment, and play a fun dare game for even more entertainment! We think this kit is a great deal to help you get your party planning on its feet.

You can buy the Something Blue Kit here.

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Products of the Week: Stripper Mugs

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

Do you wish you could hire a stripper for your upcoming bachelorette or bachelor party, but just can’t do it for some reason like the cost or the logistics or the fact that the bride or groom would flip out if you hired a stripper? Don’t worry, this problem is a lot more common than you think. And we’ve got a perfect solution: get a stripper mug instead!

These mugs are available in both male and female versions, so they’re great gag gifts for a bachelor or bachelorette party whether gay or straight. They start out innocently displaying a sexy man or woman in skimpy underwear, but when you add a hot beverage... well let’s just say they get even skimpier! They’re very affordable, our shipping policy makes logistics as easy as can be, and no one will complain about the harmless fun of this gag gift. The perfect solution to your troubles!

You can buy the male version here or the female version here.

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Product of the Week: Wash Your Nuts Soap

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

Most of the penis and balls-themed gag gifts and supplies we sell are best suited to bachelorette parties. Lots of them involve maiming penises (pinatas), eating penises (candy), or making fun of penises (most of our games). It’s all well and good to let the girls have that sort of fun, but it might not be the sort of gag gift you want to give your guy friend at his bachelor party. Like, what are you trying to say, man? Are you trying to wish his penis harm before his wedding night?

The Wash Your Nuts Soap sends a much more positive message. This almond-scented soap-on-a-rope is shaped like a pair of acorns, and declares in big letters on the package, “Wash Your Nuts.” We think this makes a perfect gag gift for a bachelor: you can make fun of his package, telling him his balls stink, without threatening him bodily harm. We also think there’s lots of games and pranks you could pull at the bachelor party using a nuts-shaped soap on a rope, but we’ll leave that one to your imagination.

You can buy the Wash Your Nuts Soap here.

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Product of the Week: Jumbo Rainbow Pecker Candle

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

This week, we present to you, the best smelling penis you’ve ever seen: the Jumbo Rainbow Pecker Candle! It’s also probably the most colorful penis you’ve ever seen - at least we certainly hope so! This veiny textured phallus stands 7 inches tall and 3 inches wide at the balls, and is molded in a rainbow of 6 colors.

So, why would you want a giant rainbow penis that you can light on fire? Personally, we think that question sort of answers yourself. But also, if you’re looking to add a little ambience to your bachelorette party, the Jumbo Rainbow Pecker Candle is the perfect way to do it. We recommend placing near enough the door that its scent will waft that way and it will provide some illumination, but around a corner or behind something so they can’t immediately see it. When your guests walk in, they’ll smell the lovely scent and see the flickering candlelight, and they’ll think, oh, what a classy affair we’ve been invited to. But then when they see the actual source of the light and scent: WHAM! Giant penis right in their face. They’ll know immediately what kind of party this really is.

You can buy the Jumbo Rainbow Pecker Candle here.

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Product of the Week: Stressticles

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

This week’s featured item is one of the wildest, craziest, most how-the-heck-did-they-come-up-with-that gag gifts we’ve ever seen: Stressticles. You’ve heard of stress balls before, right? Those little squishy balls that you can squeeze over and over again to relieve stress? Okay, well, what if stress balls were actually shaped like balls? Like, y’know... balls balls? Well, that’s exactly what Stressticles are.

Stressticles make a hilarious gag gift for any bachelorette. Does she have a naughty, raunchy side? Then she’ll embrace this ridiculous gift and squeeze them all night long. Is she a total prude? Then you are in for some primo top-quality embarrassing photos when all the guests make her play with them despite her protests. Honestly, we can hardly think of any bachelorette party where Stressticles aren’t a great way to liven things up. Maybe they wouldn’t be the best if there are lots of little kids there. Maybe.

You can buy Stressticles here.

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Product of the Week: Pink and Black Penis Straws

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

This week’s featured item is Bachelorette.com’s very own Pink and Black Penis Straws. We’ve been collecting the best bachelorette party, supplies, games, and accessories in the industry, and providing all of it in one place for your one-stop shopping for decades now. But last year we started overseeing the manufacturing for a few Bachelorette.com-exclusive items, and this was the first of them. Because this is our own exclusive product, we can offer it to you a lot cheaper than you would find a similar item elsewhere. And we love helping you save even more money!

There are 20 of these straws in each pack (10 pink and 10 black), which should be more than enough for most bachelorette parties. They’re long enough to fit into pretty much any beverage container - even whatever crazy novelty glass you’ve chosen for the bride-to-be. And the plastic penises at the top are surprisingly realistically detailed to inspire your guests’ naughty imaginations and dirty jokes all night long.

You can buy the Pink and Black Penis Straws here.

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Product of the Week: Realistic Penis Photo Supplies

Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve been selling the best Bachelorette Party supplies and accessories for almost 20 years. Our team of experts comb through the thousands and thousands of bachelorette party products on the market and pick only the best to sell here, to make sure you are equipped as best as you can be to throw the best party possible. But we don’t just want to sell you stuff -- our party planning experts are also proud to provide their professional recommendations, tips, and advice to help you make your party truly stand out. In our blog, we’ll be showcasing a different product or set of products each week that we think will really make your party pop.

Each week this month, we’re looking at different sets of matching party supplies and decorations. A set of matching supplies can really tie the party together and leave your guests with a distinct impression that it was well-organized, even if in other ways it wasn’t!

This week, we’re featuring the Realistic Penis Photo Supplies. This set isn’t quite as big as our other sets - there are only three items available - but those three items might be all your guests can handle without falling out of their chairs laughing (or gagging, if they’re prudes). While most of our bachelorette party supplies feature a rainbow of colorful cartoon penises, this set features actual honest-to-god photos of real penises -- and, what’s more, those penises are dressed up in a variety of hilarious outfits! The Where’s Waldo penis and the penis in a debonaire suit are some of our favorites. Check out the links below!

Penis Photo Plates

Penis Photo Napkins

Penis Photo Cups

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