Top Ten Penis Straws

Straws are pretty phallic to begin with, but these penis straws really crank it up a notch! There are lots of different penis-shaped items for bachelorette parties, but not many lend themselves to great jokes as well as straws do. So check out Bachelorette.com's Top Ten Penis Straws here!



Cock Tail Stirrer Straws#10: Cock-Tail Stirrer Straws

These lovely little straws may not be as big or as flashy as some of our other penis straws, but they also double as cocktail stirrers, making them some of the most useful penises ever!




Pastel Penis Straws#9: Pastel Penis Straws

These pastel penis straws are a great fit for a springtime bachelorette party, or any party with a soft color palette like these have. Good quality all around!



Stripper Straws#8: Stripper Straws

Okay, so they aren't technically penis straws, but we still felt that these Stripper Straws deserved to make the list. They feature sexy men that you can make dance up and down the straw for your entertainment!
 



Giant Penis Straws#7: Giant Penis Straws

If your bachelorette believes that size matters, then the giant penis straws are the straws for you. They've also got that nice springy bendy-straw quality to them, making them versatile for many different beverage containers!



African American Penis Straws#6: African American Penis Straws

#6 on our list is a tie between the African American and White Penis Straws. Both are incredibly realistic, come in packs of ten, and are sure to be a hit - which one you choose just depends on the bride-to-be's personal preferences!



White Penis Straws#6: White Penis Straws

#6 on our list is a tie between the African American and White Penis Straws. Both are incredibly realistic, come in packs of ten, and are sure to be a hit - which one you choose just depends on the bride-to-be's personal preferences!


 
Rainbow Penis Straws#4: Rainbow Penis Straws

Add a little color to your party with the Rainbow Penis Straws! These straws come in a variety pack of different colors, and they're perfect for a gay bachelor party or a bachelorette party for a girl with a particolored sense of style!



Glow in the Dark Penis Straws#3: Glow in the Dark Penis Straws

Glow in the Dark Penis Straws are perfect for a blacklight party or a nighttime bachelorette party! They come in a variety of bright neon colors and will glow in the dark to keep the party going all night long.



Modular Rainbow Penis Straws#2: Modular Rainbow Penis Straws

The Modular Rainbow Penis Straws are some of our favorite straws for one simple reason: they can be as long or as short as you want them to be! Each straw breaks apart in to 6 colored segments that can be recombined in any way you choose. It's the most fun you'll ever have with penis straws... maybe with penises in general!


 
Our Own Penis Straws#1: Our Own Penis Straws

Of course our favorite penis straws are going to be our very own! These pink and black straws are a Bachelorette.com exclusive and a great deal. Each pack comes with ten pink straws and ten black straws to make sure every girl gets a penis to sip on!