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Mediocre Bachelorette Party Items

Hooray for stuff that is "Just OK"!
Not Everything is a five star product. Some products are just OK. 

 

Image of Rainbow Penis Lollipop
Rainbow Penis Lollipop
$4.99
Sure, it is big lollipop at a great price, but sometimes that just isn't enough to cut the mustard. Four stars were given because the rainbow stripes weren't crisp nor orderly enough.
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Image of Ladies Night Card Game - Hilarious Q&A!
Ladies Night Card Game - Hilarious Q&A!
$5.49
4 stars because there weren't enough cards for her party. Hmmm. Couldn't have ordered two packs, huh?
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Rainbow Banana Hammock
$8.99
The latest review only enhances the weirdness of this page.
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Image of Giant Penis Straws in Pink, Purple and White- 10 Straws
Giant Penis Straws in Pink, Purple and White- 10 Straws
$5.99
Sometimes a penis (straw) can be too big. Sometimes when this happens it can knock over your drink.
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Image of Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy
Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy
$3.99
I like this review because someone sent the reviewer this bag of candy as an insult, but the reviewer realized that this inconvenienced the hater. 3 stars.
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Image of Bigger or Smaller - The Bachelorette Party Game Where You Look At Penises
Bigger or Smaller - The Bachelorette Party Game Where You Look At Penises
$9.99
One star because the penises were photoshopped. It is surprising that they couldn't find real photographs of strange sized genitalia. Then again it is surprising that someone would give two shits.
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Cheap Dates - The Best Blow Up Dolls for Bachelorette Parties

Everyone is talking about the date lately. May the Fourth, Cinco De Mayo. Here is our favorite date. The Cheap Date Doll.

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Three Gross Bachelorette Party Supplies

Three Gross Bachelorette Party Supplies

Here are three bachelorette party items that we think are particularly gross and silly.

 

Image of This Penis Squirt Gun Is Limp and Gross
This Penis Squirt Gun Is Limp and Gross

$4.49

Not only is it a little too realistic (I think there is one too many wrinkles on there) but it is sorta limp. Yuck! Maybe you can use it to squirt your friends' shoes.

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Image of The Rainbow Cum Pop Is Way Too Much
The Rainbow Cum Pop Is Way Too Much

$9.99

Ugh! Why oh why do they make these things? Not only that, we have them in white, black, and this rainbow one. Ick! I bet I know ten people that would gobble this though.

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Image of Penis Bottle Opener - What's With The Color?
Penis Bottle Opener - What's With The Color?

$8.99

Look, I like to drink, okay. I drink beer sometimes and I'm not strong enough to twist off the top, so a bottle opener works for me. I don't need the realistic texture and the poop stains or pigmentation or whatever is going on there. Yuck.

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Party Supplies for a Crazy New Year's Eve

It's Time To Have A Crazy New Year's Eve. Here are some fun party supplies that will make your new year's party extra fun.
Image of Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Party Game

Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Party Game

$44.99

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Adult Charades Game

$5.99

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Image of Disco Ball Cup - Holds Her Favorite Drink!

Disco Ball Cup - Holds Her Favorite Drink!

$9.99

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Image of Pink Beads - 12 Strands

Pink Beads - 12 Strands

$3.99

We've Got 'Em
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The 51 Most Popular Drinking Games

$14.99

Ready To Go
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Drink Me Lotto Cards

$6.49

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Image of The World's Most Ridiculous Drinking Games

The World's Most Ridiculous Drinking Games

$10.99

Don't Wait
Image of Jello Shot Cups with Lids - 25 sets

Jello Shot Cups with Lids - 25 sets

$4.89

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Image of Rainbow Penis Shot Glasses - 6

Rainbow Penis Shot Glasses - 6

$8.99

Don't Be Late

You thought we were only fun before weddings! Ha! If there is a wild party, we want to make it wilder.

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Stud Undies Make A Great Gift

Stud Undies Say The Right Thing.
Do you know someone who can really ummm, stuff a stocking? Get him these underpants!
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Stud Undies

$8.99

Available Here at Bachelorette.com

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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Poorly Reviewed Bachelorette Party Items

Poorly Reviewed Items!
Some items get terrible reviews. Are they terrible items? Are they even justified? Here are some of our favorite bad reviews.

 

Image of Fundies - Underwear for Two
Fundies - Underwear for Two

$7.49

This cute pair of underpants, designed for the closest of couples was decribed as "too tiny" - 2 stars.

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Image of Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker
Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker

$5.99

"Disappointed in size. Not that big at all." - 1 star. We've all been there....

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Image of Inflatable Hunk Doll
Inflatable Hunk Doll

$9.99

"This thing is tiny. No more than waist high. It's stupid. It was a mistake to buy it." - We agree. Spend a couple of bucks more and get a full size inflatable guy.

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Image of Cummies Gummies
Cummies Gummies

$4.99

"Very disappointed by the flavor." "It didn't have that familiar cummie taste." - 2 stars.

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Bachelorette.com has some wild items, most of them people really like. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

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Freaky Friday - Bachelorette Party Voodoo Kits

Let's Do VooDoo

Sometimes you just gotta summon the dark arts
Image of The New Husband VooDoo Doll
The New Husband VooDoo Doll

$7.49

Do you want your new husband to say nice things? Make dinner? Help clean the house? We aren't saying you need to do some dark dealings to make these things happen, but why not try?

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Image of The Penis VooDoo Doll
The Penis VooDoo Doll

$11.99

This Voodoo doll isn't as friendly. Maybe you ahve an ex and you still hold a grudge? Well you can get him where it counts. Crabs, Itching, Dysfunction, and Testicular Pain can all be wished for at the prick of a dick.

Get Even With This One
Image of Voodoo You Love? Kit
Voodoo You Love? Kit

$17.49

This Voodoo kit has a review: It got me my boyfriend back, but he sorta sucks, so 3 stars!

Be Careful What You Wish For...

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Horrible Halloween Candy at Bachelorette.com

Not for Kids

We try to sell every single penis candy there is. That's our only excuse for peddling Halloweenies. 

 

Image of Halloweenies Candy - Featuring Skulls and Boners!
Halloweenies Candy - Featuring Skulls and Boners!

$4.49

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Freaky Friday - Penis Pants!

Happy Halloween

Want to have the weirdest halloween costume of all. Penis pants are the answer. 

 

Image of Inflatable Penis Pants
Inflatable Penis Pants

$27.99

Available at Bachelorette.com

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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5 Star Rated Bachelorette Party Items

We Love Reviews!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

 

Image of 12 Pink Fidget Spinner Penis Straws
12 Pink Fidget Spinner Penis Straws

$5.99

Apparently people really do enjoy flicking the balls and watching them spin around.

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Image of Dick Head Hoopla
Dick Head Hoopla

$16.49

You've heard us mention this game. It is always fun and can be played just about anywhere (not church).

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Image of Captain Pecker - 6' Blow Up Penis
Captain Pecker - 6' Blow Up Penis

$21.99

A classic. Captain pecker has been getting great reviews for years. Apparently he made a trip to Nashville recently and was a big hit there.

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Image of Penis Pasta - Penis Shaped Pasta
Penis Pasta - Penis Shaped Pasta

$6.49

I'm pretty sure that Joe Biden didn't write that review, but the joke was so poorly crafted that we decided to leave it there.

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Image of Groom Crown Set
Groom Crown Set

$7.49

A Dud. In the words of the reviewer "No one wanted to wear it."

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Image of Penis Ruler
Penis Ruler

$3.49

This ruler was "passed around the party". I hope they had some kind of sanitization protocol for it. Yeesh!

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Image of Pecker Baseball Cap
Pecker Baseball Cap

$13.49

If your friend is inebriated enough they may forget they have a penis on their forehead.

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Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com, even if just for fun.

Read more →

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