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Breast Implant Flasks - Booze Boobs!

by Tom Nardone Jul 20, 2023

Breast Implant Flasks!

Booze Implant Flasks

$6.99

Looking to expand your bust and increase your wastedness? These flasks, which you fill and then fill your bra with, are a great way to smuggle some booze in your bust.

These fun flasks make sneaking a drink an extra fun activity. They are the latest new product at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store

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40" Stuffed Penis - The Large Penis Plushie

Freaky Friday - July 14th - Stuffed Penises

by Tom Nardone Jul 20, 2023

Cuddly Cocks - Penis Plushies

$69.99

This one is really big. More than half as tall as you and more like the size of one of those body pillows!

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24" Stuffed Penis - The Medium Penis Plushie

$49.99

This one is quite large. 24" is near the size of a bed pillow.

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12" Stuffed Penis - The Small Penis Plushie

$24.99

This one is fairly big. One foot long.

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These fun flasks make sneaking a drink an extra fun activity. They are the latest new product at Bachelorette.com - The World's Largest Bachelorette Party Store

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

Gummy Penis Candy - Chomp!

Freaky Friday - July 7th

by Tom Nardone Jul 20, 2023

Want to be a Boss Bitch?

Get yourself a box of these penis gummies, then when some guy tries to "mansplain" to you, you look them dead in the eyes and start chewing. Chomp! Chomp! Who's the boss now?

$5.59

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Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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The Sizzling Sergeant Doll Stands Ready For Your Bachelorette Party

Two New Blow Up Dolls for Bachelor and Bachelorette Parties

by Tom Nardone Jun 29, 2023

2 Wild New Bachelorette Party Blow Up Dolls

$39.99

Well, his face is a bit odd, and that six pack is tattooed on, but he has what it takes to keep your drinks stirred.

Invite Him To the Bachelorette Party Here

The Sure Thing Love Doll

$39.99

Her personality might be a bit flat at first, but after you breathe into her a bit she will end up all bubbly.

Invite Her To A Bachelor Party Bash Here

and yes, we are fully aware that these dolls look nothing like a real person. We actually had a choice to make, show the picture that is on the box for the doll, or show the blow up doll itself. We chose a path of honesty. You are not going to fall in love with these dolls either way. They are inexpensive party gags, and we sell them as such. If you see a picture of inexpensive blow up dolls on other websites and they don't look terrible, someone is lying to you.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Visit Bachelorette.com , even if just for fun.

Bachelorette.com is the world's largest bachelorette party store.

There is a certain joy in a 6-pack of penis whistles.

by Tom Nardone Jun 23, 2023

Penis Whistles!

6 Pack of Penis Whistles

$8.99

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How much noise does 6 penis whistles make? Definitely enough for a fun time.

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

Cheap Date Male Blowup Doll

The Cheap Date Doll is The Best Blow Up Doll for a Bachelorette Party

by Tom Nardone Jun 19, 2023

Cheap Date!

Only $14.49

Click Here to Arrange A Date!

The bachelorette party might be the first time you've ever had to buy your own date. Don't spend much. The Cheap Date blow up doll is less than fifteen bucks. He is the best value in bachelorette party supplies.

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Bachelorette Surprise Bag

5 Star Bachelorette Party Supplies

by Tom Nardone Jun 05, 2023

People really like these bachelorette party items.
Here are some products that recently received 5 star reviews.

$13.49

Surprise! It's some crazy shit for a bachelorette party.

Cum Face - The Hand Job Party Game

$44.99

Are your friends real jerk-offs? This is great for them. You can't beat it.

Blow Job Face Mask

$6.49

Yup! We sell this. You can buy it.

Pecker Beach Ball

$8.99

It's a beach ball with a silly penis in it. Who rates that 5 stars? Besides me?

Superfun Penis Candy Pinata Packs

$6.49

Pinatas need filling, but with dicks?

Lollicock Giant Penis Sucker

$8.99

A gigantic penis lollipop. Huge!

Bachelorette Sash - White

$6.99

A simple sash. Almost elegant!

The BallBuster Piñata Set - It's Nutz!

$27.99

I nut sack pinata, not elegant!

Visit Bachelorette.com , even if just for fun.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

Mediocre Bachelorette Party Items

by Tom Nardone May 22, 2023

Hooray for stuff that is "Just OK"!
Not Everything is a five star product. Some products are just OK.

Rainbow Penis Lollipop

$4.99

Sure, it is big lollipop at a great price, but sometimes that just isn't enough to cut the mustard. Four stars were given because the rainbow stripes weren't crisp nor orderly enough.

Ladies Night Card Game - Hilarious Q&A!

$5.49

4 stars because there weren't enough cards for her party. Hmmm. Couldn't have ordered two packs, huh?

Rainbow Banana Hammock

$8.99

The latest review only enhances the weirdness of this page.

Giant Penis Straws in Pink, Purple and White- 10 Straws

$5.99

Sometimes a penis (straw) can be too big. Sometimes when this happens it can knock over your drink.

Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy

$3.99

I like this review because someone sent the reviewer this bag of candy as an insult, but the reviewer realized that this inconvenienced the hater. 3 stars.

Bigger or Smaller - The Bachelorette Party Game Where You Look At Penises

$9.99

One star because the penises were photoshopped. It is surprising that they couldn't find real photographs of strange sized genitalia. Then again it is surprising that someone would give two shits.

Visit Bachelorette.com , even if just for fun.

Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.