Mediocre Bachelorette Party Items

by Tom Nardone May 22, 2023

Hooray for stuff that is "Just OK"!
Not Everything is a five star product. Some products are just OK.

$4.99

Sure, it is big lollipop at a great price, but sometimes that just isn't enough to cut the mustard. Four stars were given because the rainbow stripes weren't crisp nor orderly enough.

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Ladies Night Card Game - Hilarious Q&A!

$5.49

4 stars because there weren't enough cards for her party. Hmmm. Couldn't have ordered two packs, huh?

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Rainbow Banana Hammock

$8.99

The latest review only enhances the weirdness of this page.

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Giant Penis Straws in Pink, Purple and White- 10 Straws

$5.99

Sometimes a penis (straw) can be too big. Sometimes when this happens it can knock over your drink.

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Suck a Bag of Dicks! Candy

$3.99

I like this review because someone sent the reviewer this bag of candy as an insult, but the reviewer realized that this inconvenienced the hater. 3 stars.

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Bigger or Smaller - The Bachelorette Party Game Where You Look At Penises

$9.99

One star because the penises were photoshopped. It is surprising that they couldn't find real photographs of strange sized genitalia. Then again it is surprising that someone would give two shits.

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Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

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Cheap Dates - The Best Blow Up Dolls for Bachelorette Parties

by Tom Nardone May 05, 2023

Everyone is talking about the date lately. May the Fourth, Cinco De Mayo. Here is our favorite date. The Cheap Date Doll.

Cheap Date Male Blowup Doll

$14.49

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Cheap Date Blowup Doll - Brunette

$10.99

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The Cheap Date Female Blowup Doll

$14.49

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Cheap Date Blowup Doll - Busty

$17.99

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Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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Three Gross Bachelorette Party Supplies

by Tom Nardone Mar 16, 2023

Three Gross Bachelorette Party Supplies

Here are three bachelorette party items that we think are particularly gross and silly.

This Penis Squirt Gun Is Limp and Gross

$4.49

Not only is it a little too realistic (I think there is one too many wrinkles on there) but it is sorta limp. Yuck! Maybe you can use it to squirt your friends' shoes.

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The Rainbow Cum Pop Is Way Too Much

$9.99

Ugh! Why oh why do they make these things? Not only that, we have them in white, black, and this rainbow one. Ick! I bet I know ten people that would gobble this though.

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Penis Bottle Opener - What's With The Color?

$8.99

Look, I like to drink, okay. I drink beer sometimes and I'm not strong enough to twist off the top, so a bottle opener works for me. I don't need the realistic texture and the poop stains or pigmentation or whatever is going on there. Yuck.

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Party Supplies for a Crazy New Year's Eve

by Tom Nardone Dec 22, 2022

It's Time To Have A Crazy New Year's Eve. Here are some fun party supplies that will make your new year's party extra fun.

Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Party Game

$44.99

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Adult Charades Game

$5.99

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Disco Ball Cup - Holds Her Favorite Drink!

$9.99

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Pink Beads - 12 Strands

$3.99

We've Got 'Em

The 51 Most Popular Drinking Games

$14.99

Ready To Go

Drink Me Lotto Cards

$6.49

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The World's Most Ridiculous Drinking Games

$10.99

Don't Wait

Jello Shot Cups with Lids - 25 sets

$4.89

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Rainbow Penis Shot Glasses - 6

$8.99

Don't Be Late

You thought we were only fun before weddings! Ha! If there is a wild party, we want to make it wilder.

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Stud Undies Make A Great Gift

by Tom Nardone Dec 09, 2022

Stud Undies Say The Right Thing.
Do you know someone who can really ummm, stuff a stocking? Get him these underpants!

Stud Undies

$8.99

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Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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Poorly Reviewed Bachelorette Party Items

by Tom Nardone Nov 01, 2022

Poorly Reviewed Items!
Some items get terrible reviews. Are they terrible items? Are they even justified? Here are some of our favorite bad reviews.

Fundies - Underwear for Two

$7.49

This cute pair of underpants, designed for the closest of couples was decribed as "too tiny" - 2 stars.

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Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker

$5.99

"Disappointed in size. Not that big at all." - 1 star. We've all been there....

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Inflatable Hunk Doll

$9.99

"This thing is tiny. No more than waist high. It's stupid. It was a mistake to buy it." - We agree. Spend a couple of bucks more and get a full size inflatable guy.

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Cummies Gummies

$4.99

"Very disappointed by the flavor." "It didn't have that familiar cummie taste." - 2 stars.

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Bachelorette.com has some wild items, most of them people really like. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

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Freaky Friday - Bachelorette Party Voodoo Kits

by Tom Nardone Nov 01, 2022

Let's Do VooDoo

Sometimes you just gotta summon the dark arts

The New Husband VooDoo Doll

$7.49

Do you want your new husband to say nice things? Make dinner? Help clean the house? We aren't saying you need to do some dark dealings to make these things happen, but why not try?

See This Cute Little Guy Here

The Penis VooDoo Doll

$11.99

This Voodoo doll isn't as friendly. Maybe you ahve an ex and you still hold a grudge? Well you can get him where it counts. Crabs, Itching, Dysfunction, and Testicular Pain can all be wished for at the prick of a dick.

Get Even With This One

Voodoo You Love? Kit

$17.49

This Voodoo kit has a review: It got me my boyfriend back, but he sorta sucks, so 3 stars!

Be Careful What You Wish For...

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Horrible Halloween Candy at Bachelorette.com

by Tom Nardone Nov 01, 2022

Not for Kids

We try to sell every single penis candy there is. That's our only excuse for peddling Halloweenies.

Halloweenies Candy - Featuring Skulls and Boners!

$4.49

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Freaky Friday - Penis Pants!

by Tom Nardone Nov 01, 2022

Happy Halloween

Want to have the weirdest halloween costume of all. Penis pants are the answer.

Inflatable Penis Pants

$27.99

Available at Bachelorette.com

Happy Freaky Friday everyone!

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5 Star Rated Bachelorette Party Items

by Tom Nardone Nov 01, 2022

We Love Reviews!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

12 Pink Fidget Spinner Penis Straws

$5.99

Apparently people really do enjoy flicking the balls and watching them spin around.

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Dick Head Hoopla

$16.49

You've heard us mention this game. It is always fun and can be played just about anywhere (not church).

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Captain Pecker - 6' Blow Up Penis

$21.99

A classic. Captain pecker has been getting great reviews for years. Apparently he made a trip to Nashville recently and was a big hit there.

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Penis Pasta - Penis Shaped Pasta

$6.49

I'm pretty sure that Joe Biden didn't write that review, but the joke was so poorly crafted that we decided to leave it there.

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Groom Crown Set

$7.49

A Dud. In the words of the reviewer "No one wanted to wear it."

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Penis Ruler

$3.49

This ruler was "passed around the party". I hope they had some kind of sanitization protocol for it. Yeesh!

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Pecker Baseball Cap

$13.49

If your friend is inebriated enough they may forget they have a penis on their forehead.

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Bachelorette.com has some wild items, and these ones are really customer pleasers. Your party guests will have a great time if you follow the advice of reviewers that went before you.

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Poorly Reviewed Items! Some items get terrible reviews. Are they terrible items? Are they even justified? Here are some of our favorite bad reviews.

Let's Do VooDoo

Not for Kids

Happy Halloween

We Love Reviews! Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.

Poorly Reviewed Items!
Some items get terrible reviews. Are they terrible items? Are they even justified? Here are some of our favorite bad reviews.

We Love Reviews!
Here are some of the best-rated bachelorette party items, plus we included one item that was a dud. We hope you will review some of the items you bought. It will help future bachelorette party planners.