$4.49

Not only is it a little too realistic (I think there is one too many wrinkles on there) but it is sorta limp. Yuck! Maybe you can use it to squirt your friends' shoes.

$9.99

Ugh! Why oh why do they make these things? Not only that, we have them in white, black, and this rainbow one. Ick! I bet I know ten people that would gobble this though.

$8.99

Look, I like to drink, okay. I drink beer sometimes and I'm not strong enough to twist off the top, so a bottle opener works for me. I don't need the realistic texture and the poop stains or pigmentation or whatever is going on there. Yuck.

Cum Face - The Hilarious Hand Job Party Game

$44.99

Adult Charades Game

$5.99

Disco Ball Cup - Holds Her Favorite Drink!

$9.99

Pink Beads - 12 Strands

$3.99

The 51 Most Popular Drinking Games

$14.99

Drink Me Lotto Cards

$6.49

The World's Most Ridiculous Drinking Games

$10.99

Jello Shot Cups with Lids - 25 sets

$4.89

Rainbow Penis Shot Glasses - 6

$8.99

$8.99

$7.49

This cute pair of underpants, designed for the closest of couples was decribed as "too tiny" - 2 stars.

$5.99

"Disappointed in size. Not that big at all." - 1 star. We've all been there....

$9.99

"This thing is tiny. No more than waist high. It's stupid. It was a mistake to buy it." - We agree. Spend a couple of bucks more and get a full size inflatable guy.

$4.99

"Very disappointed by the flavor." "It didn't have that familiar cummie taste." - 2 stars.

$7.49

Do you want your new husband to say nice things? Make dinner? Help clean the house? We aren't saying you need to do some dark dealings to make these things happen, but why not try?

$11.99

This Voodoo doll isn't as friendly. Maybe you ahve an ex and you still hold a grudge? Well you can get him where it counts. Crabs, Itching, Dysfunction, and Testicular Pain can all be wished for at the prick of a dick.

$17.49

This Voodoo kit has a review: It got me my boyfriend back, but he sorta sucks, so 3 stars!

$4.49

$27.99

$5.99

Apparently people really do enjoy flicking the balls and watching them spin around.

$16.49

You've heard us mention this game. It is always fun and can be played just about anywhere (not church).

$21.99

A classic. Captain pecker has been getting great reviews for years. Apparently he made a trip to Nashville recently and was a big hit there.

$6.49

I'm pretty sure that Joe Biden didn't write that review, but the joke was so poorly crafted that we decided to leave it there.

$7.49

A Dud. In the words of the reviewer "No one wanted to wear it."

$3.49

This ruler was "passed around the party". I hope they had some kind of sanitization protocol for it. Yeesh!

$13.49

If your friend is inebriated enough they may forget they have a penis on their forehead.