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The Worst Valentine's Day Gifts are Bachelorette Party Supplies - Bachelorette.com
It's time for our annual list of the ten worst Valentine's day gifts at Bachelorette.com. Sure, we sell things that are related to marriage, but we aren't lovey-dovey types. We are the juvenile delinquents of the marriage industry.
Here are some Bachelorette Party Supplies for Winter
Cold months aren't typically when bachelorette parties happen, but when they do, don't worry. We have plenty of fun things you can use. Winter months are great for chocolate penis candies for example. In the summer they always melt and go limp, while in winter they remain turgid.
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It is cold outside, warm up your house by baking a cake. Our penis cake pan makes the perfect bachelorette party cake.
Chocolate penises aren't available year round. In the warmer months we can't ship them to much of the USA because they will melt in shipment. Winter is the perfect time to bite into a real chocolate member. Click here to see every chcolate item we sell.
In the summer you can serve cold snacks for a bachelorette party, you might even have an ice sculpture. In the winter though, serve something warm, like this penis-shaped macaroni and cheese. It's the perfect penis pasta.
We updated our Free Bachelorette Party Scavenger Hunt Game
We recently revised our Free Bachelorette Party Scavenger Hunt game. You can download it here.For Thanksgiving We Suggest You Eat Butterballs!
We offer very few items that are Thanksgiving themed, this is our best. It is the Butterballs penis sucker. If nothing else, please watch the taste-test video on the product page here:
Need a cheap date for Halloween? Go with one of these inflatable people.
Harry the Cheap Date is always a good time. No matter what you say, he will always listen with a confused smile. Also, whether you like a hairy looking chest or a smooth chest, he has both!Why do we only have one 6 foot tall inflatable penis?
Why do we only have one 6 foot tall inflatable penis? Normally we have a few different infltatable penises, but this year all but one are in short supply.
Bachelorette Party Product of the Week: Mr. Stud Blow Up Doll
Mr. Stud is a fantastic option for a wild bachelorette party. We like dressing him up, and letting the bachelorette remove a piece of his clothing, maybe every time she mentions the groom? Mr. Stud is great for at-home bachelorette parties, memorable photos of the bride-to-be, or for making a scene at the bar.
Who Should You Invite to the Bachelorette Party?
If you're reading this, chances are you're a bride-to-be or a maid of honor, pondering just who makes the cut for the bachelorette party guest list. Like many aspects of wedding planning, it can be difficult to decide who gets invited to what—there's always the possibility of hurt feelings or mother-in-law going up in flames, and nobody wants that!